Quote: zooo @ November 29 2009, 4:01 PM GMTI don't think I've ever worn mine outside. What happens?
They get steamed up and wet if it's cold and/or rainy, and are then impossible to clean for ages.
Quote: sootyj @ November 29 2009, 5:58 PM GMTAnd then getting on a warm crowded bus and not being able to see anything.
Yep!
Quote: LIME5000 @ November 29 2009, 6:00 PM GMTWhile you feel your way through eh!
No.
Dermot O-flipping-Leary and his piggy little eyes. The X Factor. Every ever-lasting moment of its endless tedium.
Rob Rouse is performing near me, should I kill him?
Old bastards who creep around the supermarket whistling tunelessly. You can hear them all over the shop. Invariably they also hang over the handle of the trolley and I want to kick them up the arse so they land in a heap inside the trolley.
Quote: sootyj @ November 29 2009, 8:10 PM GMTRob Rouse is performing near me, should I kill him?
If you do, just don't chop him in two. It's a well-known fact that the Rouse can regenerate and you'll end up with two Rob Rouses performing lukewarm stand-up in stereo. 
I was thinking of burning him.
Somebody marking posts 'This post is off topic' but leaving it there so I have to highlight it to read it which I probably wouldn't have done if it had been left alone !
Quote: sootyj @ November 30 2009, 12:17 AM GMTI was thinking of burning him.
Interestingly, the Rouse burns with a bright yellow flame due to his high sulphur content. If you brush his head against a rough surface, e.g. a pavement, you can strike him like a match.
Never try to drown the Rouse as he has a hidden supplementary system of gills (being half-amphibian).
And guns don't work to well neither, I think he has multiple redundant organs and none blood based oxygenation.
Quote: Aaron @ November 29 2009, 8:08 PM GMTDermot O-flipping-Leary and his piggy little eyes. The X Factor. Every ever-lasting moment of its endless tedium.
Dermot O'leary is the best thing about X Factor. Would rather they had kept Kate Thornton though.
Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 2:13 AM GMTDermot O'leary Dannii Minogue is the best thing about X Factor.
Agreed.
Quote: don rushmore @ November 30 2009, 2:18 AM GMTAgreed.
I thought it was illegal to not be in love with Cheryl flipping Cole.
Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 2:13 AM GMTDermot O'leary is the best thing about X Factor.
He is extremely aggravating. The best thing about the show is ... It keeps a significant proportion of the country's mentally ill and educationally subnormal off the streets for a few hours a week.
Quote: zooo @ November 30 2009, 2:27 AM GMT
I thought it was illegal to not be in love with Cheryl flipping Cole.
I can't stand her! Well only her record. It was awful. I'm sure she's lovely.
Quote: Aaron @ November 30 2009, 2:33 AM GMTThe best thing about the show is ... It keeps a significant proportion of the country's mentally ill and educationally subnormal off the streets for a few hours a week.
Well so does the BCG in fairness... 