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Who do you fancy? Page 467

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 30 2009, 1:58 AM GMT

*puts on lipstick and waxes crotch*

Not again. :|

I think this forum is a bad influence on me

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 2:03 AM GMT

Not again. :|

Might try that electrolysis thing instead of waxing/shaving, but I hear it's quite expensive. Do you think one would get the same result from putting one's scrotum in the toaster? Errr

Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 2:05 AM GMT

I think this forum is a bad influence on me

Tell me about it. I've got a writing deadline in less than 48 hours and I'm just sat here thinking about whether or not if one of 'Jedward' ejaculates, does the other one come a full second later? (Despite rigorous, week-long rehearsals in the vain hope of being able to synchronise their jism. :()

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 30 2009, 2:11 AM GMT

I'm just sat here thinking about whether or not if one of 'Jedward' ejaculates, does the other one come a full second later? (Despite rigorous, week-long rehearsals in the vain hope of being able to synchronise their jism. :()

Trick question, Jedward have no genitals - well not as we 'hoo-mans' know them.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 2:16 AM GMT

Trick question, Jedward have no genitals - well not as we 'hoo-mans' know them.

Ask Louis Walsh, there has to be a reason they were kept on for so long. Maybe they dried up. Literally.

I think they'll end up doing specialist twin porn together. So all your questions will be answered!

Quote: zooo @ November 30 2009, 2:18 AM GMT

I think they'll end up doing specialist twin porn together. So all your questions will be answered!

'Jizzward'?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 2:19 AM GMT

'Jizzward'?

:D

Would be interesting. Could get Same Difference and The Jonas Brothers to join in.

Personally I preferred it when the Irish just sent their terrorist cells and bombs over to London. This latest campaign is far more sinister.

Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

I think he may have objections

I'm no religious mental!

You tart.

Quote: Aaron @ November 30 2009, 2:27 AM GMT

I'm no religious mental!

Show us your chaste ring.

I meant you may have objections to having some gay loving lmao :D

Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 2:31 AM GMT

I meant you may have objections to having some gay loving lmao :D

Better latent then never, eh Aaron?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 2:33 AM GMT

Better latent then never, eh Aaron?

Oooh, get you, Dennis Norden!

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