Quote: zooo @ November 29 2009, 11:57 PM GMTHa! No, I'm sure.
You is hot stuff.
I don't know what's going on here. I haven't got any money...
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Happy birthday, Bill!
Quote: Moonstone @ November 30 2009, 12:01 AM GMT
I don't want your cash, sweetcheeks.
Quote: Moonstone @ November 29 2009, 11:55 PM GMTIt is not a joke. There are no rules to love.
In that case I apologise Moonstone but I still do not rate your chances.
A gentleman I used to work with appeared to take a shine to me and miscontrude a remark I made, and, as I am not naming the man in question I can tell you he made a conserted effort to seduce me, in response to which, I let him know in no uncertain terms that his pursuit of me would not be tolerated.
Is he... still alive?
Quote: IT David @ November 30 2009, 12:04 AM GMTA gentleman I used to work with appeared to take a shine to me and miscontrude a remark I made, and, as I am not naming the man in question I can tell you he made a conserted effort to seduce me, in response to which, I let him know in no uncertain terms that his pursuit of me would not be tolerated.
What was the remark you made which led to this unfortunate misunderstanding, David?
Quote: zooo @ November 30 2009, 12:03 AM GMTI don't want your cash, sweetcheeks.
Ok, after some deep thought, I'm beginning to realise that it probably IS only natural 
No, no, it's not working, I just can't beat the fear!
He was about fifteen years older than me but from what I know he is still alive and well.
Quote: IT David @ November 30 2009, 12:04 AM GMTIn that case I apologise Moonstone but I still do not rate your chances.
A gentleman I used to work with appeared to take a shine to me and miscontrude a remark I made, and, as I am not naming the man in question I can tell you he made a conserted effort to seduce me, in response to which, I let him know in no uncertain terms that his pursuit of me would not be tolerated.
Well ok. So what if I just admire you from afar, and accept that ours will always be an unrequited love? Is that fair enough?
*goes to John Lewis for refund on hat*
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 30 2009, 12:05 AM GMTWhat was the remark you made which led to this unfortunate misunderstanding, David?
I came close to being written up for sexual harassment when I mentioned 'sticking my finger in the dike' within earshot of the office dyke. Uncomfortable few moments ...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 29 2009, 10:49 PM GMTThey are my husband's 2nd cousins' kids, so yeah, it's one of those kooky things.
So, if it's not too inquisitive a question, what happened to make them suddenly need a new home?
Quote: DaButt @ November 30 2009, 12:09 AM GMTI came close to being written up for sexual harassment when I mentioned 'sticking my finger in the dike' within earshot of the office dyke. Uncomfortable few moments ...
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 29 2009, 11:52 PM GMTI've not heard of that position.
It's where you get smaller as time progresses.
Quote: zooo @ November 30 2009, 12:44 AM GMTSo, if it's not too inquisitive a question, what happened to make them suddenly need a new home?
Their mother died a week ago after a lengthy battle with ovarian cancer, and their dad signed off on all rights to them after getting put into prison for the rest of his life. 