*snigger*
Yep, indeed. (I can't find the Donkey Punch film anywhere. 
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Who do you fancy? Page 463
Quote: Moonstone @ November 29 2009, 5:54 PM GMTFergie was I think just about the only semi good-looking female royal.
She's the only one I've met so I can't really compare, but she was slim, pretty, funny and very nice.
Quote: Loopey @ November 29 2009, 7:58 PM GMTShe's the only one I've met so I can't really compare, but she was slim, pretty, funny and very nice.
Yeah, but what you did you think of her? 
Quote: Leevil @ November 29 2009, 7:59 PM GMTYeah, but what you did you think of her?
As if I would tell you that! 
I don't think Michael Owen would approve of me Donkey Punching him to be honest.
He won't have a choice if you do it right!
Anyway you should be fancying Mark Owen, he is 10 times the Owen Michael is. 
Somehow though I fail to see how I would get him into bed, never mind take his clothes off and stick a certain appendix into his rectum and then punching him in the head.
Well, all the fun is in the planning. I imagine.
Quote: Aaron @ November 29 2009, 7:48 PM GMThttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Quote: david carmon @ November 29 2009, 11:34 PM GMTI don't think Michael Owen would approve of me Donkey Punching him to be honest.
I always thought he was a bit of a weird one anyway. Without casting nasturceans I always thought he had paedo tendencies - or horses.
He's ok really
I always thought Wayne Rooney was the one to watch
I know this is sick and perverted, but I feel a stirring in the trouser department any time I see Harriet Harman on TV. She just seems to get more sexy every time I see her. And I wouldn't kick Jacqui Smith out of bed for not removing her boots either.
Ruth Kelly. Dressed up as Wee Jimmy Krankie. 
Quote: Michael O'Connor @ November 30 2009, 12:02 AM GMTI know this is sick and perverted, but I feel a stirring in the trouser department any time I see Harriet Harman on TV. She just seems to get more sexy every time I see her. And I wouldn't kick Jacqui Smith out of bed for not removing her boots either.
It's comments like that that make me glad I can never look at Harriet Harman in that way. Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
What about Michael Portillo eh?