DAVID MILLIBAND WALKS ON STAGE TO SEE HILARY CLINTON RECLYNING IN A CHAIR.
DAVID
Mrs Clinton you wanted to see me, about how we're getting to our men out of Iraq?
HILARY
No David I wanted to see you about how to get you into my crack. Damn I knew I shouldn't have asked Gordon to pass the message.
DAVID
Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Clinton?
HILARY
Yes. God you're even dimmer than Bill and he couldn't remember to inhale a dooby.
DAVID
But why?
HILARY
You're young handsome, I hear you have a killer gland Millerband. And you're going to be very powerful one day.
DAVID
When I'm head of the Labour party?
HILARY
Oh think little man. When Englands the 51st state and I'm president of the US you can be my vice president and I mean vice president. Here have a cigar.
HANDS DAVID A CIGAR HE PUFFS ON IT.
DAVID
Nice I didn't know they came in tuna flavour.