Quote: Aaron @ November 28 2009, 8:53 PM GMTI agree on 'Nicky' Campbell. Cock.
See 5:00 minutes in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbV5gzgJNFc
Things that piss you off Page 550
Ha!
(Hasn't he had a go at Campbell more recently as well?)
Not visited this thread yet, so here goes:
1) Piers Morgan
2) Louis Walsh
3) Alan Titchmarsh
4) Piers Morgan
5) Central Heating
6) A strange Chinese lad who sits outside our house on his push bike, every afternoon, texting people. He can't speak English but we assume that for some reason our house provides a good signal for his phone. We wouldn't mind, but it's EVERY DAY without failure.
7) Rain
8) Dust spots on the sensor of my Nikon D200 digital SLR whenever I change a lens
9) People who leave a comment which simply says "First!" underneath YouTube videos, just because they're the first person to comment on the video. I mean, get a f**king life
10) ITV and 99% of it's output
Folk who have to trail their entire family with them round the supermarket - Maw, Paw, the weans and Granny, and naturally these are the folk who also love to splay their trolley right across the alleyways. I really would like to give them all a good kicking to get them out of my way.
Having to wear glasses when it's raining. 
Quote: keewik @ November 29 2009, 12:31 AM GMTFolk who have to trail their entire family with them round the supermarket - Maw, Paw, the weans and Granny, and naturally these are the folk who also love to splay their trolley right across the alleyways. I really would like to give them all a good kicking to get them out of my way.
There was an army of 30 chavs on my tube train yesterday, shouting at each other, crying wetting themselves, the adults were worse.
Then blocking the platform and corridors and platforms to meetup. Then territorially shouting at a similar "shame" of chavs.
Al Quaeda should leave suicide bombs on the Tube for just such occaisons.
The whole thing being made worse by multiple lines being closed because Gordon Brown is an idiot.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 29 2009, 10:37 AM GMTHaving to wear glasses when it's raining.
I don't think I've ever worn mine outside. What happens?
When random parents talk to you through their kids. "No, Billy. You can't do blah-de-blah" But they say it loud enough to garner a response from you. Like I want to talk to you about your snotty little kid!
Ahem.
Or tell them off using us, 'don't make so much noise or that lady will tell you off'.
No I f**king won't!
(I think Dara O Brien said something about this.)
Hah! Yeah, that's frigging rude!
One day I'm just going to beat the child with a stick of bread. That'll shut both of them up.
I intend to go and kick off in branch tomorrow. I think once it's all paid I'll move to Yorkshire Bank.
Quote: keewik @ November 29 2009, 12:31 AM GMTthe weans
The what now?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 29 2009, 10:37 AM GMTHaving to wear glasses when it's raining.
Fun. And yet also annoying.
But fun.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 29 2009, 10:37 AM GMTHaving to wear glasses when it's raining.
And then getting on a warm crowded bus and not being able to see anything.
Quote: sootyj @ November 29 2009, 5:58 PM GMTAnd then getting on a warm crowded bus and not being able to see anything.
While you feel your way through eh!
Quote: Aaron @ November 29 2009, 5:57 PM GMTThe what now?
'weans' = 'children'. It's a Scottish/Irish word.