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Quote: Moonstone @ November 28 2009, 8:54 PM GMT

I hope you mean about Smike's treatment at Squeers' at the beginning and not that something happens to him cos I'm only a tenth of the way through the book lol!

Were you fed on gruel and forced to clear out the chimney btw?

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Not far off. You'll have to wait and see about Smike.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 28 2009, 8:58 PM GMT

I take it they're serving modern food then? Bah! It should be meat, veg, and potatoes with some warm beer!

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Or oysters and chops.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 28 2009, 9:29 PM GMT

Not far off. You'll have to wait and see about Smike.

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Gahh, so cruuuuel >_<

Or oysters and chops.

Oh yes, how could I forget those! And beefsteak pudding too!

And of course the ubiquitous bowl of hot punch!

What do the panel think about men wearing make-up?

I was on the tube the other night and 2 Noel Fielding look-a-likeys were putting mascara, lip-gloss etc on each other. They were making a right hash of it though.

Whilst I'm not against men wearing make-up, it takes years of practice to apply it on public transport.

It's definitely catching on, even Jimmy Carr admits to wearing guyliner, where will it end?

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 28 2009, 11:00 PM GMT

What do the panel think about men wearing make-up?

I was on the tube the other night and 2 Noel Fielding look-a-likeys were putting mascara, lip-gloss etc on each other. They were making a right hash of it though.

Whilst I'm not against me wearing make-up, it takes years of practice to apply it on public transport.

It's definitely catching on, even Jimmy Carr admits to wearing guyliner, where will it end?

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Well, Ange, I'm still trying to perfect my cock into looking like a massive clitoris?

The beauty of clitori* is they don't have to be big to be beautiful, unlike cocks.

*that is the plural, isn't it?

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 28 2009, 11:08 PM GMT

*that is the plural, isn't it?

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Oh right, I thought it was a jockey.

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 28 2009, 11:08 PM GMT

The beauty of clitori* is they don't have to be big to be beauiful, unlike cocks.

*that is the plural, isn't it?

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I am a big cock, Ange.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 28 2009, 11:09 PM GMT

Oh right, I thought it was a jockey.

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Took me a while, but

Quote: Scottidog @ November 28 2009, 11:09 PM GMT

I am a big cock, Ange.

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Yeah!

ohhhh,..... 'am'....

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 28 2009, 11:00 PM GMT

What do the panel think about men wearing make-up?

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Fine by me if they can carry it off - i.e they're skinny pretty boys or look like they're in a band. Blokes who look like builders shouldn't though.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 29 2009, 12:16 PM GMT

Fine by me if they can carry it off - i.e they're skinny pretty boys or look like they're in a band. Blokes who look like builders shouldn't though.

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Rushes to get the baby wipes

Quote: Moonstone @ November 28 2009, 8:23 PM GMT

Ooh, still haven't read OMF. I prefer his more comic ones - Pickwick Papers is my number 1, followed my Martin Chuzzlewit. Reading Nicholas Nickleby at the minute.

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Nicholas Nickleby is on TV this afternoon.

Quote: Loopey @ November 29 2009, 1:15 PM GMT

Nicholas Nickleby is on TV this afternoon.

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Oh wow! But damn, I can't watch or it'll ruin the book Mind you that depends on how faithful it actually is.

...Makeup is not for men.

Makeup isn't really for anybody - that's up to us.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 29 2009, 2:42 PM GMT

Makeup isn't really for anybody - that's up to us.

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Make up isn't for men.