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Top 10 Biggest Cocks In Advertising!!

Duh-du-duh! Duh-du-duh! Duh-du-duh!

The guy in the PC World advert and Christian Slater too, for being in that advert.

Sainsbury's.

For employing a spluttering tit, Jamie Oliver for 'driving around' to villages to serve them poncey shite food.

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Is that a tumour? or a a pair of socks..

No wonder Posh never eats in public!

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 28 2009, 11:05 PM GMT

No wonder Posh never eats in public!

It's all that gagging from cock that's making her sick then!
Bloody hell!

:)

Oh my God the man has no shame at all! >_<

Quote: Moonstone @ November 28 2009, 11:07 PM GMT

Oh my God the man has no shame at all! >_<

To be fair he has nothing to be ashamed of.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 28 2009, 11:07 PM GMT

Oh my God the man has no shame at all! >_<

Who me? Or beckham...

Except for sitting in a pair of kecks with his legs spread and looking like a total twateraus!

Quote: Scottidog @ November 28 2009, 11:10 PM GMT

Who me? Or beckham...

Hmmm, tough one...

Quote: Moonstone @ November 28 2009, 11:11 PM GMT

Except for sitting in a pair of kecks with his legs spread and looking like a total twateraus!

Hmmm, tough one...

:)

Every time I see the BBC iPlayer advert with the woman stirring her tea, I have an overwhelming urge to throw things at the telly.

I think I'm just angry that the Beeb turned down my iPlayer advert featuring a middle aged man tossing off whilst watching Lazy Town.

'Let's get fit, time to do some press ups!'

'Hey you, what do you think you're doing? Is that?...Are you?...Close your eyes Stephanie, close your eyes.'

What about the one (cock) in the Kellogs Cornflakes adverts?

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 28 2009, 10:50 PM GMT
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If his dick is that big why does his voice sound like he got no balls?

Quote: Gavin @ November 30 2009, 7:48 PM GMT

If his dick is that big why does his voice sound like he got no balls?

Because his Calvin Klein's are too tight.

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