Don't worry, it's always amusing. 
Are you ever too old? Page 4
Quote: bushbaby @ November 27 2009, 4:53 PM GMTI had two comedy plays produced on London fringe when I was nearly 60
That's great BB, an inspiration to us all.
Realistically, yes - you can be too old.
So who do you hate most in this world, Scotti, your little 8 year old niece, or your little cat?
There's only one way to find out...
Quote: zooo @ November 28 2009, 10:47 PM GMTSo who do you hate most in this world, Scotti, your little 8 year old niece, or your little cat?
Tough choice Zoo.
She's recently had a bowl haircut and has lost a couple of teeth, so she looks quite like a lesbian alcoholic at the moment.
No, the cat...yep. Definitley the cat. Actually, he doesn't speak so..
Tough one.
Quote: Scottidog @ November 28 2009, 2:16 PM GMTMy niece thinks she is f**king hilarious. She's 8.
We had a family meal once, with my sisters, their partners, mum, dad and grandparents.
She kept telling shitty little Knock Knock gags...everytime she told one she stood up on her chair, like she was on stage. Everytime she started a knock knock gag my grandad would get up from the table and say 'Oh, there's somebody at the door' and walk out of the living room and go and answer the door. In turn, she thought this was f**king hilarious and wouldn't stop laughing. I swear she thought she was on an ITV an audience with programme..which annoyed me.I sat there with a half hearted smirk, dying to shout out 'Get off, you're shit'
Sit down, they're not funny. Let me enjoy my trifle in peace so we can all get out of this hell hole of pretend happiness.
You're just jealous
Quote: bushbaby @ November 28 2009, 10:53 PM GMTYou're just jealous
You are so right.
You're never too old for comedy but you can certainly be too young.
They should raise the time limit on abortion to 1000 weeks.
Quote: Ming the Mirthless @ November 28 2009, 11:10 PM GMTYou're never too old for comedy but you can certainly be too young.
They should raise the time limit on abortion to 1000 weeks.
Cue IT David:
"Abortion is not a subject to be joked about"
(or similar) 
Quote: Scottidog @ November 28 2009, 10:55 PM GMTYou are so right.
You are such a grump, I'm sure you were the same at the age.
Quote: Ming the Mirthless @ November 28 2009, 11:10 PM GMTYou're never too old for comedy but you can certainly be too young.
They should raise the time limit on abortion to 1000 weeks.
I make that out to be 20 years? If so, I disagree, young kids have a great sense of humour, alhough I would suggest an embargo on anyone aged 17-23 from being on TV, they're too needy.
I tell people I'm older than I really am.
Doesn't seem to bother them
Quote: Morrace @ November 28 2009, 11:39 PM GMT"Abortion is not a subject to be joked about"
(or similar)
Many thanks for doing my duty for me.
Quote: IT David @ November 29 2009, 11:25 AM GMTMany thanks for doing my duty for me.
You're just being silly now.
Quote: jim field @ November 29 2009, 1:57 PM GMTYou're just being silly now.
With you on that one, Jim.