British Comedy Guide

Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 11

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Standing on one leg eating sole woooh wooh wooh

Beth definitively confirmed it was dog poo she had stood in.

Quote: Timbo @ October 22 2009, 9:26 PM BST

Beth definitively confirmed it was dog poo she had stood in.

Laughing out loud

And this little piggy weed herself all the way home.

Quote: AngieBaby @ October 22 2009, 7:41 PM BST
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Welcome to Strictly Chav Dancing.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 22 2009, 9:32 PM BST

Welcome to Strictly Chav Dancing.

Laughing out loud

Captured on camera: the moment Homo Sapiens began devolving.

Time for another pic....

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'Floats like a butterfly, stings like a, er, 4 beatles?'

"All you need is glove"

Float like a butterfly, sing like a Beatle.

No Muhammed, you're supposed to be fighting Foreman, not Four men.

John Lennon when his brains were still inside his skull, A violent muslim man who can't stop shaking and a twat who married a one legged whore...

Good caption?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 28 2009, 10:29 PM GMT

No Muhammed, you're supposed to be fighting Foreman, not Four men.

Thats gooood Steve

:)

I like it.

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 28 2009, 10:06 PM GMT
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Muhammad Jamie: "You take the piss out of Al Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your c**k. Then I'll put some speakers up your arse and put it on to shuffle with my f**king fist. Then, every time I hear something that I don't like - which will be every time that something comes on - I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls."

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 28 2009, 10:29 PM GMT

No Muhammed, you're supposed to be fighting Foreman, not Four men.

Excellent :)

I'll go with: 'Shake it up baby now'

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 28 2009, 10:06 PM GMT
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Now that he's moved to a good position, McCartney makes a quip about the size of Ali's cock.

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 28 2009, 10:06 PM GMT

Time for another pic....

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Immigration fears finally come true!

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