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Sootyj is so devoid of wit, that if he was Whitney Houston, they'd have to call him Ney Houston.

Sootyj is so devoid of charm, that if he was Judith Charmers, they'd have to call him Judith Ers.

Ker-pow!

Moonstone is so ugly if he wanks looking in the mirror he gets a headache.

Now say thanks beeyatch.

You're so fat that you ate the rest of this...

Quote: sootyj @ November 28 2009, 7:59 PM GMT

Moonstone is so ugly if he wanks looking in the mirror he gets a headache.

Now say thanks beeyatch.

I didn't think we were actually saying true things :(

Oh no?

The councils given you a new wheelie bin for all your recycled gags.

Nick Griffin has only one word to say about why all Jews should be repatriated.
"Moonstone"

Quote: Leevil @ November 28 2009, 8:01 PM GMT

You're so fat that you ate the rest of this...

And it tasted like shit, cos that's what you talk.

Ker-powzer! Pick that one out!

Quote: Moonstone @ November 28 2009, 8:09 PM GMT

And it tasted like shit, cos that's what you talk.

I may talk out of my arse, but you eat out of it.

Hey Leevil you sexually fantasise about Stephen Hawkin, cos he's the only f**k target that couldn't fight you off.

Quote: sootyj @ November 28 2009, 8:06 PM GMT

Oh no?

The councils given you a new wheelie bin for all your recycled gags.

Nick Griffin has only one word to say about why all Jews should be repatriated.
"Moonstone"

Oh yeah? Well the Palestinians are only bombing Israel to stop you from moving there.

And your jokes are so bad... (ok, give me 10 minutes on this one)

Quote: sootyj @ November 28 2009, 8:13 PM GMT

Hey Leevil you sexually fantasise about Stephen Hawkin, cos he's the only f**k target that couldn't fight you off.

No, it's really so I can escape on his chair. You're a Hawking drool collector, you slap it all over your body and get Christopher Reeve to lick it of, even though he's dead and not very Super anymore! Yeah!

Quote: Leevil @ November 28 2009, 8:16 PM GMT

No, it's really so I can escape on his chair. You're a Hawking drool collector, you slap it all over your body and get Christopher Reeve to lick it of, even though he's dead and not very Super anymore! Yeah!

You're banned from Subway for asking for a 12 Russian sandwich, where you got to be the sub.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 28 2009, 8:16 PM GMT

Oh yeah? Well the Palestinians are only bombing Israel to stop you from moving there.

And your jokes are so bad... (ok, give me 10 minutes on this one)

You're life is pedestrian they're making a BBC Three sitcom of it, it's so tragic it's been featured on the front page of the Independent.
You're so gay you're being cast in the new series of Torchwood.

Quote: Leevil @ November 28 2009, 8:16 PM GMT

No, it's really so I can escape on his chair. You're a Hawking drool collector, you slap it all over your body and get Christopher Reeve to lick it of, even though he's dead and not very Super anymore! Yeah!

Reeve died of AIDS and you gave it to when you f**ked his colostomy bag.

You're both so boring, you're probably even sending Christopher Reeve to sleep.

You're such a dick head your circumcision was a haircut.

You're so gay if you were a Bond villain you'd be Blowjob.

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