Quote: Morrace @ November 27 2009, 6:16 PM GMT"Beeeee - hiiiiiiinnnnnd - yooooo - mutha-f**ka!!
No - they actually substituted 'Ya bastard' (shouted by the Fairy) with something very mundane. Of course it was only the first draft. And some of them have the nerve to blame me for teaching them to swear - obviously we old folk are riddled with evil habits. 
Quote: keewik @ November 27 2009, 6:23 PM GMTobviously we old folk are riddled with evil habits.
WE?
(Cheeky little cock-suckin' mutha-f**ka!)
Quote: Morrace @ November 27 2009, 6:08 PM GMT"F**k off, you old c**t, I've got a headache"
Yes?
Funny's funny.
Quote: keewik @ November 27 2009, 6:10 PM GMTI think language can be a problem as you grow older. It's not always easy to keep up with the modern vernacular unless you're constantly surrounded by younger people, and long-winded stuff isn't snappy enough to be funny.
Good Comedy is probably quite universal anyway.
Unless you're very much older or younger than your entire possible audience, then I wouldn't worry.
Good is good.
Willy guitar's while being a lady...FUNNY!
this is what oldies listen to
I'm into this at the moment.
Quote: Morrace @ November 28 2009, 12:03 AM GMTI'm into this at the moment.
jeese, I think you have a problem!!
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Etc etc
If it works, you're never too old
My niece thinks she is f**king hilarious. She's 8.
We had a family meal once, with my sisters, their partners, mum, dad and grandparents.
She kept telling shitty little Knock Knock gags...everytime she told one she stood up on her chair, like she was on stage. Everytime she started a knock knock gag my grandad would get up from the table and say 'Oh, there's somebody at the door' and walk out of the living room and go and answer the door. In turn, she thought this was f**king hilarious and wouldn't stop laughing. I swear she thought she was on an ITV an audience with programme..which annoyed me.
I sat there with a half hearted smirk, dying to shout out 'Get off, you're shit'
Sit down, they're not funny. Let me enjoy my trifle in peace so we can all get out of this hell hole of pretend happiness.
You miserable bastard! 
I'm in a good mood today aswell..