Most of them. Dancing, Kung-Fu, being tidy, Hairstyles etc.
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No, I'm pretty good at card games. But not witty responses.
Quote: chipolata @ November 27 2009, 10:37 AM GMTChip's off for a day of training sessions. Or awareness sessions. Or something.
In other words, Community Service.
Tim is back from Manchester and a welcome return to hard Southern water. Too much TV to catch up upon as well as all these threads with the little green flags. And a writing deadline in 4 days. Not commenting about it on the appropriate thread, but finally watched the Comedy Showcase 'Phone Shop' pilot. Emma Fryer was very good.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 27 2009, 3:36 PM GMTIn other words, Community Service.
You're only allowed to stalk so many women before the Judge loses his patience and you're forced to scrub graffiti off community centre walls.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 27 2009, 3:42 PM GMTYou're only allowed to stalk so many women before the Judge loses his patience and you're forced to scrub graffiti off community centre walls.
He's got to get his work out there somehow, Matt.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 27 2009, 3:40 PM GMTAnd a writing deadline in 4 days.
It is always good to set yourself a deadline for scriblbling out all those Christmas cards, yeah.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 27 2009, 3:44 PM GMTIt is always good to set yourself a deadline for scriblbling out all those Christmas cards, yeah.
It's a real, proper deadline for a Radio 4 pilot and all that, Stotty, so less of your lip. (Got any sketches you want "critiquing", by the way...? 
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Quote: Tim Walker @ November 27 2009, 3:47 PM GMT
It's a real, proper deadline for a Radio 4 pilot and all that, Stotty, so less of your lip. (Got any sketches you want "critiquing", by the way...?
Sounds great
Good luck with that Tim.
And I don't mean critiqueing Matthews sketches btw.
Cheers, Steve, just that I somehow have failed to have the time this week to actually turn my list of suitable sketch ideas into actual scripts due to other pressing issues. It's going to be an annoying weekend. Still, I've got high hopes for my spoof BBC1 trailer sketch for a lavish costume drama about 19th century ducks. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 27 2009, 3:47 PM GMT:Got any sketches you want "critiquing", by the way...?
A simple pencil drawing of myself in the buff. I want to know if my shadings getting any better.
See what I did there, was purposefully misunderstand what kind of 'sketch' Tim meant. It's that kind of clever humour that's got me where I am today.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 27 2009, 3:54 PM GMTSee what I did there, was purposefully misunderstand what kind of 'sketch' Tim meant. It's that kind of clever humour that's got me where I am today.
Pathetic, Matthew. 
*writes down idea for sketch based on humourous misunderstanding over the meaning of the word "sketch"*
RC is getting ready to go out. RC is going to a fab Crimbo party. RC is so excited, he is writing about himself in the third person.
That's right you housebound plebs, I'm off for an evening of drinking and debauchery in London's glittering...um, Battersea / Vauxhall borders. Should be a good one, as 'notches' go, this on is near the 'top'.
Of course, I'll be a stuck in housebound pleb tomorrow night, but not tonight, so I will hypocritically lord it over you in the vain attempt that you think I have some sort of life.
Catch ya on the flip side and other statements that make no sense.
Robyn is at home with her brother and Elliot, and has pizza on the way. Hopefully watching Coraline later too. 