Well I've only just finished working in one and to be honest it's all very similar. Though it's not that common to get moustaches in a gay bar anymore, unless its a specialist place e.g Bears etc never been of course 
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I like gay bars. They're always fun, and I can have a boogie without having a sleazy man trying to bump and grind with me.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 27 2009, 2:34 PM GMTI can have a boogie without having a sleazy man trying to bump and grind with me.
Like all men who are completely useless at dancing, I am fascinated by the overwhelming desire of the female species to dance in public at every given opportunity. I mean, why?
It's madness I tells ya! Madness!
Becuase they know they look better than hetro men dancing?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 27 2009, 2:45 PM GMTLike all men who are completely useless at dancing, I am fascinated by the overwhelming desire of the female species to dance in public at every given opportunity. I mean, why?
It's madness I tells ya! Madness!
We just enjoy it. 
I'm terrible at dancing though... I just enjoy doing it.
Quote: sootyj @ November 27 2009, 2:47 PM GMTBecuase they know they look better than hetro men dancing?
What about 'Jedward'? Oh wait, you said hetero...
Quote: EllieJP @ November 27 2009, 2:49 PM GMTI'm terrible at dancing though... I just enjoy doing it.
Just like sootyj and sex!
Had to get that one in first before Soots got his grubby paws on it.
And back on topic.
You're more full of crap then the last portaloo on the last night of a Motorhead concert.
You dance like spastics f**k.
Lmao Jedward are good 
As for bars I would say it depends on the bar you go to. Some are bad some are good. There's always sleazy pervs around no matter where you go.
Hmmmm off topic a bit But it's all good.
'You smell like fish shit', after sex.
'You look like fish shit', during sex.
'This dinner tastes like fish shit', after they've spent hours cooking you a meal.
Has anyone mentioned the 'N-word'* yet?
*nincompoop 
Quote: Nogget @ November 27 2009, 1:42 PM GMTHe meant it as a pick-up line.
Really?
ASL Moonstone?
Eurgh, this caviar tastes like fish eggs.
This Gazpacho soup is stone cold, be a luv and pop it in the micro.
This steak tartare is raw, take it back.
This cheese has mould in it, yuk.
Snails? Snails?! Do I look like a friggin' Hedgehog?
I don't want shark, what if ate someone, that would be like cannibalism.
What goes best with fish? Chips idiot. Wine? Fish don't drink wine you flid.
These and other fine dining tips are in my new book 'F**k it, let's go to McDonald's' out on Tuesday.
Quote: david carmon @ November 27 2009, 1:13 PM GMTYes it's me, though I'm not sure (given the thread) if you mean it nicely or as an insult.
No, I meant it nicely, or, really, just as an observation.
But having said that, your momma's so...something, she's...something else
Quote: Moonstone @ November 27 2009, 4:41 PM GMT
But having said that, your momma's so...something, she's...something else
Well now you've just blown it!
*starts packing the candles and silver cutlery away* 
You don't need to pack up mate.
I had someone do it already!