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I never understood what it was about a "screamer" that meant it deserved to be called a "screamer"

He's given him the eyes.
Glenn Hoddle

Row Zed.

Isn't that what they used to wear in the 1950s?

Quote: Splodge @ November 25 2009, 12:23 AM GMT

He's given him the eyes.
Glenn Hoddle

Laughing out loud

Liverpool fans should look away now:

http://tinyurl.com/yjmo4ly

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ November 25 2009, 4:27 PM GMT

Liverpool fans should look away now:

http://tinyurl.com/yjmo4ly

That URL is going to the other Slaggs. Laughing out loud

Those poor little faces in the crowd. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. After all their own club had taken the piss out of them by taking their money and fielding a reserve team.

Ha! Serves them right!!!!

Quote: Chappers @ November 25 2009, 9:46 PM GMT

Those poor little faces in the crowd. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. After all their own club had taken the piss out of them by taking their money and fielding a reserve team.

Ha! Serves them right!!!!

the positives from the match outweigh the negatives imo
their keeper did very well last few minutes aswell =l

Quote: Chappers @ November 25 2009, 9:46 PM GMT

Those poor little faces in the crowd. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. After all their own club had taken the piss out of them by taking their money and fielding a reserve team.

Ha! Serves them right!!!!

Huh? Why does it?

Quote: Moonstone @ November 25 2009, 10:00 PM GMT

Huh? Why does it?

I was wondering that.

You're all wordsmiths on here .

What tense do footballers/commentators speak in?

e.g. He's put the ball over and I've knocked it into the net.

Errr

Quote: Jack Massey @ October 31 2009, 3:19 PM GMT

I've currently got a season going with Spurs on Fifa 10.

Me too.

Footy games don't make any sense though, they just don't work. In reality, you are controlling one player and the computer is controlling 21! It really boils down to whether the commy randomly decides to score more than you and whether it actually lets you score. It's practically the only type of computer game where it doesn't matter a jot how well you play as to whether you win the game or not.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 27 2009, 4:52 PM GMT

Footy games don't make any sense though, they just don't work. In reality, you are controlling one player and the computer is controlling 21! It really boils down to whether the commy randomly decides to score more than you and whether it actually lets you score. It's practically the only type of computer game where it doesn't matter a jot how well you play as to whether you win the game or not.

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*walks off muttering something about Fifa and Pes*

Did you guys know that "Pro-Evolution Soccer" had to be renamed for the American Market as "Pro-Intelligent Design Soccer"?

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