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At my previous job, my main task was to optimize HD TVS after they came out of the box to go on display. The factory settings are shit, and yes, they are what 90% of the population watch when they get their new TVs home.

Has no idea what to eat, but is very hungry.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 25 2009, 5:36 PM GMT

At my previous job, my main task was to optimize HD TVS after they came out of the box to go on display. The factory settings are shit, and yes, they are what 90% of the population watch when they get their new TVs home.

People are stupid.

Mixed grill. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Ellie isn't allowed to pluck her eyebrows as they are being reshaped by the nice lady at the beauty store next week.

Quote: Leevil @ November 25 2009, 8:21 PM GMT

Has no idea what to eat, but is very hungry.

Just threw a load of rice, peas and sweetcorn into a pot. How exciting does that sound? Unimpressed

Quote: EllieJP @ November 25 2009, 8:39 PM GMT

Ellie isn't allowed to pluck her eyebrows as they are being reshaped by the nice lady at the beauty store next week.

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Oh God I wish!

LOL

Quote: EllieJP @ November 25 2009, 8:39 PM GMT

Ellie isn't allowed to pluck her eyebrows as they are being reshaped by the nice lady at the beauty store next week.

Do they ask you not to pull your pubes out before a Brazilian?

Quote: Moonstone @ November 25 2009, 9:03 PM GMT

Do they ask you not to pull your pubes out before a Brazilian?

Yes, I'm sure they do. As there'd be nothing to wax otherwise.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 9:52 PM GMT

Thanks. ;)

I'll save those for tomorrow. :)

*searches critique*

Quote: Leevil @ November 25 2009, 9:04 PM GMT

Yes, I'm sure they do. As there'd be nothing to wax otherwise.

Well I'd be a bit insulted that they felt they needed to tell me that, just like the barber doesn't say "yeah come at 9:30 but make sure you don't shave it all off before then". That's what I'm getting at, but then again they are beauticians...

Does your barber wax your face? My point was that the waxing strips will need something to grip on to, to be able to pull the hair from the root. If you shave, you'll miss these hairs when it comes to waxing, so they'll grow back, looking patchy.

Leevil, providing beauty tips since 1789.

Quote: Leevil @ November 25 2009, 9:20 PM GMT

Does your barber wax your face? My point was that the waxing strips will need something to grip on to, to be able to pull the hair from the root. If you shave, you'll miss these hairs when it comes to waxing, so they'll grow back, looking patchy.

Leevil, providing beauty tips since 1789.

Can you show me how to do it if Ellie won't mind volunteering? Surely she wouldn't turn down a free wax Cool

There's a lot more fun things to be done to that area, if Ellie is willing to spread her legs, Ian. You girl :P

Quote: Leevil @ November 25 2009, 9:26 PM GMT

There's a lot more fun things to be done to that area, if Ellie is willing to spread her legs, Ian. You girl :P

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Typical Lincs lad, doesn't understand the art of subtlety - taking things by calculated degrees :P

I bet you even post your evil intentions right where your victim can read them, hahaha. Wait, doh >_<

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