I had a friend once.
No but really...there was this time I had this geezer.
No Seriously!!! I knew somebody who used to say "I hate Fly!" and "kill fly quick!" without the use of any articles whatsoever. As you can imagine this would bug the shit out of any sane insect.
So here it is...Tell the things people say which annoy the shit of you; my little beauties.
Now fly away with it my scantily dressed grasshoppers!