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What do yee do with your bogies?

I frequently find myself rolling then flicking mine.
I do sometimes wonder where they go if I don't hear them connect with anything.

I also wonder, if I sit in the same chair for years will my bogies make a little secret pile...?

Quote: LIME5000 @ November 25 2009, 5:09 PM GMT

I frequently find myself rolling then flicking mine.
I do sometimes wonder where they go if I don't hear them connect with anything.

I also wonder, if I sit in the same chair for years will my bogies make a little secret pile...?

Have you ever got stuck to the chair?

Well yes...But that's another matter.

I pick mine, cook it and eat it. Let me show you.

First of all, like all fruits of the Earth, you have to pick your bogey. Here's how:

Position the index finger of the opposite-side hand alongside the exterior of the obstructed channel. Then slip the thumb as deep as necessary into the nostril and using your thumbnail, delicately clamp onto the bogey. Slowly withdraw your thumb and bogey from your nostril. Watch out for any trailing mucous which might be attached to the bogey as this can jeopardise the whole operation.

Now you've hooked it – here's how to cook it:

You'll be surprised how many different ways there are to cook a bogey. I prefer to bake mine; here's how:

Try this method to achieve the ultimate in baked bogey taste and appearance.

I prefer the good old-fashioned conventional oven method:

•Pre-heat oven to 450°F.
•Wash and dry your bogey.
•With a needle, pierce your bogey 2 or 3 times.
•Place on cooking foil or baking pan.
•Bake for 5 to 10 minutes depending on the size of your bogey.
•Gently place on your index finger and enjoy!

Quote: Morrace @ November 25 2009, 5:48 PM GMT

•With a needle, pierce your bogey 2 or 3 times.

:D Laughing out loud

Serious bit: I read that eating them might help your immune system.
But of course, picking them out can transfer viruses into your nose.

Have you had that weird spot thing in your nose too? you should have washed your hands after looking at porn you dirty...

Quote: Nogget @ November 25 2009, 6:20 PM GMT

Serious bit: I read that eating them might help your immune system.
But of course, picking them out can transfer viruses into your nose.

Sorry - don't do serious.

Quote: Morrace @ November 25 2009, 6:30 PM GMT

Sorry - don't do serious.

Y'don't do funny much either !

:)

OOh I had a crispy one tonight! Well it was three really that I compacted together to make one tight round super Bogey.

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I suppose so considering my bogies aren't made of super spider silk like yours...

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