Quote: SlagA @ November 24 2009, 8:38 PM GMTPeace and love, as my great hero, Richard Starkey, would undoubtedly chime in at this point.
Richard Stilgoe would just sing "finders keepers, losers weepers", whilst wearing a baseball cap and a sweatshirt to look cool for the kids. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 8:54 PM GMTRichard Stilgoe would just sing "finders keepers, losers weepers", whilst wearing a baseball cap and a sweatshirt to look cool for the kids.
Stilgoe? Is he Stilgoe-ing? 
Your arse is so big that when you leave the house you have to get a police convoy.
Your arse is so big that when you leave the house you take the front door with you.
Your arse is so big that it can be seen from Uranus
You're Arse is so big? in some cultures that's a compliment.
Your arse is big it made S and T homeless.
From Cultural differences to computer programming. I loved this place!
Quote: IT David @ November 24 2009, 8:12 PM GMTHaving had a night off this thread, I am slightly worried to find that my religion and I, and even my forum name had become the subject for discussion. However, as inappropriate as it is I must accept there are people in here who have possibly found it acceptable to conduct themselves in this manner and if I wish to be a member here, which I do, I should be tolerant.
If you're up there ITDavid I'd like to offer a humble apology also.
There is no excuse for the Cruelty, Mockery & indeed Blasphemy that you have been subjected to on both this thread and probably some others.
Our thoughtless comments have been the worst insult of all.
An insult to decency, kindness & humanity.
Rest assured my friend
The Clique shall not inherit the earth.
To be fair, I did not mock either IT David personally or even his God.
I did imply that priests and vicars are paedos, that Mother Teresa was self serving and that mocking other religions was also acceptable.
So let's be clear on the matter.
EDIT: I also implied the notion that if Stewart Lee had said the same things as me, you'd all be lining up to suck off the fat, balding bastard. 'Oh Stewart Lee, you said God is rubbish. Num, num, num.'
DOUBLE EDIT: I'm also implying that some Forum members are a bunch of hypocritical scum for villifying me and praising Stewart Lee.
Um, so there.
That horse would look f**kin' sexy in black stockings!
Quote: Morrace @ November 25 2009, 5:58 PM GMTThat horse would look f**kin' sexy in black stockings!
Yes but just think of all the trouble to get to ride her.
Quote: LIME5000 @ November 25 2009, 6:01 PM GMTYes but just think of all the trouble to get to ride her.
I just said it looked sexy. I say the same to the Mrs but I forget the last time I rode her (I fell off, I think).
Try and try again! That's what I learnt in Beirut!
Quote: LIME5000 @ November 25 2009, 4:12 PM GMTYou're Arse is so big? in some cultures that's a compliment.
Newcastle?