Tam-S
Wednesday 25th November 2009 3:53pm
Glasgow
56 posts
Like other BCG'ers, hit the cross-bar last week. This week's howlers:
The Dundee man who gouged out his girlfriend's eye has been sentenced to 10 years in the pokey.
The Dundee man who gouged out his girlfriend's eye has been sentenced to 10 years in prison and 40 lashes.
Gordon Brown and David Cameron have denied causing offence by posing for photographs with the war dead. A spokesman said they were often photographed with Ming Campbell.
A fan of Michael Jackson has paid £200,000 for a jewel-encrusted glove worn by the late singer on his Greatest Mits tour.
Irvine Welsh has urged politicians to tackle Scotland's bevvy culture by launching a campaign against cheap whisky called Grainspotting.
New labelling guidelines for Scotch whisky will see Diageo change the name of Johnnie Walker to Dunarunner.
The two cocks at the centre of a noise nuisance complaint in Inverbervie have been saved from the chop after they were signed up for the X-Factor by Louis Walsh.
A report suggests that British Asian men are abandoning Indian brides in preference for Greggs Bridies.
A Rangers fan who rioted after the UEFA cup final has been convicted in a Manchester court of robbery, assault and bigotry.
Men from poor areas are more likely to suffer serious facial injuries due to a poor diet of fish'n'chibs.
Tony Mowbray has blamed his medical team for the Tannadice defeat as they treated half-time injuries using Donkey placenta.
Colin and Justin have agreed to renovate the set of "I'm a Celebrity" using ant & decking.
A "fresh air tax", approved by Highland council, will see street vendors pay per square metre in what has become known as the wee free trade agreement.
Scottish National Heritage is to appoint a government sharks protection advisor and is looking for someone who must be a right basking case.
A new campaign to inspire Scots to eat a healthy diet will use music from the Kaiser Chiefs hit 'I Predict a fry-up'.
A bid to cut heroin use in the Highlands will focus on the drug trail from Edinburgh to Inverness via Crackmannanshire.