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Kill all psychics? A genuine moral dilemma Page 2

Anyone claiming to be psychic, should be required by law to prove their ability, or be prosecuted for fraud.

Quote: Nogget @ November 25 2009, 5:07 PM GMT

Anyone claiming to be psychic, should be required by law to prove their ability, or be prosecuted for fraud.

I knew you were going to say that.

Quote: DaButt @ November 25 2009, 4:57 PM GMT

His approval ratings are now equal to Sarah Palin's. As a politician his primary purpose is to get himself reelected, so expect a sharp, Clintonian veer to the right within the next 6 to 12 months.

A sad illustration of our sad political situation:

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The offensive thing about this report is the descriptions such as, blacks, whites, asians...Aren't we all people.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 25 2009, 4:22 PM GMT

My point was not to bash the Saudis (Muslims/"foreigns") but to raise the point that at least they're doing something about the psychics.

We have fraud laws in this country that law enforcement seem reluctant to exercise when it comes to scum like Acorah.

I'm not saying beheading is the way to go.

Okay, I am saying beheading is the way to go.

Eh?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 25 2009, 4:41 PM GMT

It certainly does, let's end our dependency on foreign oil quickly so we can tell these goat f**king, child raping, maid murdering, shoplifting, coke sniffing, prostitute slapping, casino addicted, rag headed mother f**kers to f**k right off out of existence before we bomb their country into even smaller bits of sand.

Seriously, Arabs are c**ts.

:D

Quote: Griff @ November 25 2009, 3:11 PM GMT

I psychically predict someone is already planning to post the tired joke "If he's such a psychic how come he didn't know that was going to happen", a variation of which gets trotted out every time psychics get in the news.

Do you write for Russell Howard?

Quote: Griff @ November 25 2009, 5:09 PM GMT

If we applied this test to anyone claiming to be a comedy writer the legal system would collapse.

Yeah, but we don't make any money from it :)

Quote: LIME5000 @ November 25 2009, 5:30 PM GMT

The offensive thing about this report is the descriptions such as, blacks, whites, asians...Aren't we all people.

We are, but they're not.

Quote: DaButt @ November 25 2009, 5:24 PM GMT

A sad illustration of our sad political situation:

It's only an illustration of the ridiculous Messianic levels to which his team elevated him.

Quote: Aaron @ November 25 2009, 5:38 PM GMT

We are, but they're not.

I feel a song coming on...

Quote: Aaron @ November 25 2009, 3:56 PM GMT

Foreigns are quite bizarre and should be 'dealt with'.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Griff @ November 25 2009, 5:42 PM GMT

*phones BBC Three to offer his services*

I knew you were going to say that.

Quote: Leevil @ November 25 2009, 8:17 PM GMT

I knew you were going to say that.

I knew you were going to say I knew you were going to say that. Also, I know what your next post is going to be...

I've always wanted to lick a penguin.

Quote: Leevil @ November 25 2009, 8:22 PM GMT

I've always wanted to lick a penguin.

Well p-p-p-pick one up then.

Quote: Leevil @ November 25 2009, 8:22 PM GMT

I've always wanted to lick a penguin.

I've always wante...

Oh, you've already done it Cool
But I knew ;)

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