I'd like to try bear, deer, and maybe human.
Also, don't diss the deep fried turkey. It's f**king amazing.
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Quote: Moonstone @ November 24 2009, 10:59 PM GMTHuman. I wonder what we taste like?
Pork aparently, though some say closer to Spam.
The human penis is also supposed to be very hard to cook.
Quote: zooo @ November 24 2009, 11:43 PM GMTApparently human meat looks like beef, but tastes like veal.
Quote: billwill @ November 25 2009, 12:22 AM GMT'tis said Humans taste like pork.
hence the pgrase "long pig".
Quote: sootyj @ November 25 2009, 6:59 AM GMTPork aparently, though some say closer to Spam.
The human penis is also supposed to be very hard to cook.
How did someone report this though? Surely they didn't eat someone and then sell a critique to the Times? I can believe pork though cos aren't we genetically quite close to pigs?
Quote: Moonstone @ November 25 2009, 11:25 AM GMTSurely they didn't eat someone and then sell a critique to the Times?
Remember this case?
"A man accused of killing, dissecting and eating another man has gone on trial in central Germany.
The court heard how horror films had fuelled Armin Meiwes' childhood fantasies of eating school friends.
The 41-year-old computer technician is charged with murder, even though the victim allegedly volunteered for his fate by replying to an internet advert. "
Quote: Nogget @ November 25 2009, 11:37 AM GMTRemember this case?
"A man accused of killing, dissecting and eating another man has gone on trial in central Germany.
The court heard how horror films had fuelled Armin Meiwes' childhood fantasies of eating school friends.
The 41-year-old computer technician is charged with murder, even though the victim allegedly volunteered for his fate by replying to an internet advert. "
IT Crowd!!
Did he actually say what it tasted like then?
Quote: sootyj @ November 25 2009, 6:59 AM GMTThe human penis is also supposed to be very hard
Quote: Moonstone @ November 25 2009, 11:40 AM GMT
Did he actually say what it tasted like then?
I think he told his victim, who was apparently still alive at that point IRRC. 
Quote: Moonstone @ November 25 2009, 11:25 AM GMTaren't we genetically quite close to pigs?
Some more than most, I've been told. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 25 2009, 11:42 AM GMTI think he told his victim, who was apparently still alive at that point IRRC.
Didn't he eat the buttocks first, if so what did the poor guy sit on until he succumbed?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 25 2009, 11:42 AM GMTI think he told his victim, who was apparently still alive at that point IRRC.
My God, the two of them deserved each other!
Quote: SlagA @ November 25 2009, 11:46 AM GMTDidn't he eat the buttocks first, if so what did the poor guy sit on until he succumbed?
His pelvic bones?!!!
Quote: Moonstone @ November 25 2009, 11:25 AM GMTHow did someone report this though? Surely they didn't eat someone and then sell a critique to the Times? I can believe pork though cos aren't we genetically quite close to pigs?
Christian missioanries to Tonga persuaded them to stop eating people, but first asked what they tasted like.
Also in Papua New Guniea some tribes gave up cannibalism in exchange for Spam.
Quote: SlagA @ November 25 2009, 11:46 AM GMTSome more than most, I've been told.
Well my jokes are usually offal (<- see!)
Quote: sootyj @ November 25 2009, 11:53 AM GMTAlso in Papua New Guniea some tribes gave up cannibalism in exchange for Spam.
Droll
True. Except Jew's who obviously taste of Bloom's Vorsht.
Mmm Vorsht.
Hmmm, so is it ok for a Jew to eat another Jew, or a vegaterian to eat another vegaterian (since I presume they taste of/are composed mainly of soya)?
Unless you have cloved hoooves or are a fish no it isn't.
Gid crys when you eat your bogeys.