A COUPLE WALK DOWN THE STREET THE MAN IS WEARING ONE OF THOSE hEADLESS I HAVE THE BODY OF BART SIMPSON TSHIRTS (TIM)
AN EXCITABLE MAN RUNS UPTO THEM (ARTHUR) HE IS WITH HIS WIFE AND SMALL CHILD
ARTHUR
Oh wow I can't believe it's you, this is amazing.
TIM
You what?
VO
Arthur Pilchard is a man with a problem a problem that affects 0.1% of Britains and 99% of Americans.
ARTHUR
It's you Bart Simpson my kids love you, say "Eat my shorts!"
TIM
Very mate it's just a Tshirt, it's ironic.
ARTHUR
You what?
VO
Arthur Pilchard has no sense of irony.
ARTHUR PUNCHES TIM OUT
ARTHUR
You lying Tshirt, lying bastard, you lied to my kid I'll kill you.
TIM'S GIRL FRIEND HAS A ERNIE FROM SESAME STREET TSHIRT(JANE)
JANE
Stop it's just a funny tshirt.
ARTHUR PUNCHES HER OUT
ARTHUR
I'll make you live on the moon, you're not Ernie you're not even a man and where's Burt?
POLICE DRAG ARTHUR AWAY
POV SWITHCES TO ARTHUR'S WIFE MARY
VO
Is there any hope for people like Arthur?
MARY
We're raising money to send him to America.
VO
For a cure.
MARY
Nah just send him to America.