Tried to get tickets, it sold out in under 10 minutes I think.
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Garlic... And bread?
(Will he do that one?)
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2009, 6:53 PM GMTGarlic... And bread?
(Will he do that one?)
I hope so. We are saving up for a holiday so sadly can't go, however, I imagine a DVD release would be imminent.
Quote: david carmon @ November 25 2009, 3:56 AM GMTIs that one of Peter Kays jokes?
I'm the comedy equivilent of Derek Acorah... only I channel dead routines... this one was apparently still born and even after 20 years of pounding it on the chest Mr Kay has failed to breathe any life into it... as with much of his act...
Hold on.... I'm getting a message about t'internet... have you been on t'internet.... that's what me nan calls it... t'internet... get on t'internet... we've just been to t'egypt... that what she calls it, t'egypt... no you should have got on teletext... me, sheena and the kids, Skiathos.... booked it, packed it, f**ked off... halfboard... bargin... booked it, packed it, f**ked off...
it is at this point that I would like to apologise for Mr Kay's language, during that one routine he uses the word "F**ked" at least half a dozen times, and yet he prides himself on being a family entertainer, I'm not sure who's family, perhaps those families whose small children tell you to "go and f**k yourself mister" when you offer them a sweetie and a lift in your car. Why oh why oh why oh why oh why do so many, so called "comedians" feel it necessary to resort to foul and abusive language to gain a cheap laugh....
phone.... phone... phone.... do you want a brew... a brew... do you want a brew... have you got the time... the time... time... brew... phone... brew... phone.... time.... time.... brew... phone... over there... there... over there... brew... time... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... phone... ROLA FUCKIN COLA...........
On Jonathan Ross last night, Mr Kay confirmed that he will now be taking the tour nationwide, based on the "huge demand" for tickets to the Manchester shows.
A relative of mine, who has turned a blind eye to Mr Kay's twatisms, purchased tickets for the Manchester show as soon as they went on sale. He lives in the East Midlands! >_<
Went to see Peter Kay at the O2 last night. Probably the funniest stand up show I've been to. Material was all new and he was really on good form and seemed happy on stage.
His warm up act, the singer Rick Astley was also brilliant. Usually I'm not a fan of his type of music, but I really enjoyed it.
It's strange because I don't think seeing Ricky Gervais live for the very first time will ever be topped for me, simply because I think he's fantastic and went to see him as much as I wanted to listen to the material. But seeing Peter last night was so special too. Seven years was worth the wait.
Garlic bread?
Apparently he hasn't paid for garlic bread in seven years.
Did he tell that joke about that thing that we all remember from our childhood, and then point out how strange it is? You know there one where he repeats the key phrase 3 or four times in various vocal pitches?
I love that one.
I don't remember it 'cos I'm not from the north.