Well did you want a humane one where you can let it out in the countryside to live a happy and fulfilling life, or one that kills it good and proper?
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Not sure how true it is, but I've heard that if you let a house mouse out into the wild, it can't survive. But I bet it's bollocks.
Quote: zooo @ November 24 2009, 10:23 PM GMT
Well did you want a humane one where you can let it out in the countryside to live a happy and fulfilling life, or one that kills it good and proper?
The first from preference, but the second at a pinch.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 9:52 PM GMTThanks.
I'll save those for tomorrow.
Now there are 4 sketches I'm looking forward to reading.
Quote: zooo @ November 24 2009, 10:23 PM GMT
Well did you want a humane one where you can let it out in the countryside to live a happy and fulfilling life, or one that kills it good and proper?
Glum face over the mouse death from the mad cat lady? 
What do cats often kill? (Often playing with the damn thing before finally killing it - unlike a mousetrap.) 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 12:40 PM GMTThat wouldn't be a challange then would it. Besides the laptop containing all my work is at the menders.
Woooah? No Backups?
Computer repair shops are quite likely to wipe the hard disk back to factory state.
Ruby Wax once lost ALL her work that way.
Quote: billwill @ November 24 2009, 10:42 PM GMTRuby Wax once lost ALL her work that way.
I think I can live with that 
Quote: billwill @ November 24 2009, 10:42 PM GMTRuby Wax once lost ALL her work that way.
Fortunately all the original material was still on Joan River's hard drive.
But cats killing mice is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
And they probably don't know about humane traps...
*kills dog to impress zooo*
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2009, 10:47 PM GMTFortunately all the original material was still on Joan River's hard drive.
Very good.
Timbo, if it's any help, when we had mice I balanced a piece of cheese under a Tuppaware bowl with the plan that the mouse would go under the bowl and, whilst trying to eat the cheese, knock it over and cause the bowl to fall on it and trap it.
If it's any help, don't try that it doesn't work.
Quote: zooo @ November 24 2009, 10:50 PM GMTBut cats killing mice is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
That's exactly the same excuse Pol Pot used for killing intellectuals.
Our cats used to kill grey squirrels. Yes - in principle. What a bloody mess and hard work to dispose of - in practice.
Even SlagB succumbed to the humane traps. After I warned him not to try and nick that bit of cheddar, too.
Have finished my Laurel and Hardy, Simpsons, Frasier box sets. Now I'm starting my annual Woody Allen evening sessions: tonight - Take the Money and Run followed by Bananas. It'll take me about three weeks.
Then I'll be moving on to Futurama and Brit Sitcoms.
Is sad to hear Brendan was kicked out of Pappy's Fun Club for 'business reasons'. Harsh!