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Meats, meats...Bash those meats!!!

I'm desperate to give up meat-eating. Will stick to fish.

And crabs and lobster are off the menu as the killing method is too horrific to sit easy with me any longer.

Ooh 'beat the meat'. That was a thing for that big paper mache headed dude in the 90s.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 8:27 PM GMT

What cows do you have?

Every breed under the sun, but the Texas Longhorn is the most majestic. There are 2 at the golf course a few blocks from my house.

I just read that Texas alone has 13 million head of cattle. The entire UK has 10 million.

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Quote: SlagA @ November 24 2009, 8:45 PM GMT

And crabs and lobster are off the menu as the killing method is too horrific to sit easy with me any longer.

I love eating shellfish. What about when they're stunned first by freezing?

Quote: SlagA @ November 24 2009, 8:42 PM GMT

And all of them off the fender of your pickup? :P

I'm the only person in Texas without a pickup. Teary

Quote: DaButt @ November 24 2009, 8:46 PM GMT
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She's got funny udders... Huh?

:D

Quote: DaButt @ November 24 2009, 8:46 PM GMT

the Texas Longhorn is the most majestic.

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Now there's a pair of bollocks any fine respectable being would
love to get their lips around.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 8:46 PM GMT

I love eating shellfish. What about when they're stunned first by freezing?

Shellfish is great. I didn't know you could freeze the blighters.

Quote: SlagA @ November 24 2009, 8:50 PM GMT

Shellfish is great. I didn't know you could freeze the blighters.

Yeah, I think a lot of restaurants (I'm not sure about the consumer market) prepare lobsters and crabs by putting them into the freezer, so they go into a sort of suspended animation before they're boiled.

My dad used to bring home a live crab from the fishmongers every now and again when I was a kid and we would just drop it in the pan, so I'm not squeamish about it.

I like my crabs alive while I'm tucking in. Relish it!

Quote: SlagA @ November 24 2009, 8:45 PM GMT

I'm desperate to give up meat-eating. Will stick to fish.

And crabs and lobster are off the menu as the killing method is too horrific to sit easy with me any longer.

Lobsters love it that whistle they give when you boil them is an orgasm.

Didn't they have a thing in the Metro about Chinese restaurants frying fish alive and serving them still alive (they wrap a wet towel round their heads so they don't die).

Watched a 1000 ways to die the other night and a couple ate live snails but they have some kinda worms in them that work their way up to your brain and eat it, so they died. HA! Bet they won't do that again.

For rather obvious reasons one would think.

I was going to say something similar. :P

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