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Quote: david carmon @ November 24 2009, 5:05 PM GMT

Well you're so ugly your mum tried to put you back in! :)

You're so ugly your mum tried to put you back in your dads bag.

Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2009, 5:08 PM GMT

You're so ugly your mum tried to put you back in your dads bag.

I'm so ugly that when my Mum tried to put me back in my Dads bag, he ran away and left me!

Oh wait......now I've hurt myself! ooops

You have a face like a baboon's arse. And worse breath.

You're so stupid you thought Mr Miyagi jerked off David Hasslehoff.

Your mum...

Having had a night off this thread, I am slightly worried to find that my religion and I, and even my forum name had become the subject for discussion. However, as inappropriate as it is I must accept there are people in here who have possibly found it acceptable to conduct themselves in this manner and if I wish to be a member here, which I do, I should be tolerant.

In response to the member who scoffed at the suggestion that I was not jovial I will happily take you down to my local next time you are in South Shields. I would introduce you to Dawn and I's friend and I am certain they would offer a very contrasting assesment of my character.

I would, however, like to offer huge thanks to Marc P for sticking up for my humble self. So thank you Marc!

Quote: IT David @ November 24 2009, 8:12 PM GMT

However, as inappropriate as it is I must accept there are people in here who have possibly found it acceptable to conduct themselves in this manner and if I wish to be a member here, which I do, I should be tolerant.

Yep, MarcP was admirable.

People mock and knock members of a faith for being intolerant and arrogant then display that same arrogance and intolerance themselves. If a religious person was as brazen and outspoken as some of the anti- lobby on this forum there'd be ructions and whining.

Peace and love, as my great hero, Richard Starkey, would undoubtedly chime in at this point.
:)

I'm near to stark naked, does that count?

Yes.

Why thank you...consider my cap lifted.

Quote: LIME5000 @ November 24 2009, 8:47 PM GMT

Why thank you...consider my cap lifted.

I was already lifting it ;)

Dripping! :(

Only if it's thickly spread on bread.

Quote: SlagA @ November 24 2009, 8:38 PM GMT

People mock and knock members of a faith for being intolerant and arrogant then display that same arrogance and intolerance themselves. If a religious person was as brazen and outspoken as some of the anti- lobby on this forum there'd be ructions and whining.

Well said.

you dirty little pimpernickel. :D

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