Spontaneous Anal Sex

A MAN AND WOMAN ARE HAVING KISSING IN BED. SHE STOPS AND LOOKS INTO HIS EYES SUGGESTIVELY.

WOMAN
I want to try anal again.

THE MAN DOESN'T LOOK AS ENTHUSIASTIC.

MAN
Have you cleaned this time?

WOMAN
What? Yes, of course!

MAN
OK, I was just making sure. Because last time, y'know...

WOMAN
OK, ok, let's not go there. Don't ruin the mood.

MAN
Look, I'm just going to get a cloth and give it a wipe.

WOMAN
But...

MAN
Just to be on the safe side.

MAN EXITS AND RETURNS WITH INDUSTRIAL SIZED CLEANING EQUIPMENT.

END

I've just realised this joke only works if you know the title.

Any suggestions as where to slip it in, so to speak?

I like it leevil, though a tad dry.

Quote: Leevil @ November 24 2009, 6:34 PM GMT

I've just realised this joke only works if you know the title.

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What title?

The greasy one up at the top!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 24 2009, 6:35 PM GMT

What title?

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Spontaneous Anal Sex.

Although I'm not really sure the joke even works with that?

Although she does mention anal at the start. Hmm?

Quote: LIME5000 @ November 24 2009, 6:35 PM GMT

I like it leevil, though a tad dry.

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Cheers. You know lube is the answer.

I may be rude, but you need lube in the tube to not be misconstrued.

Drew me in with the title, tickled me with the image of a industrial cleaning equipment being involved in naughty times.

I think the first line suggests what they're talking about. But what about a twist on the cleaning - i.e he or she meant the kitchen floor/car/windows or something?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 7:00 PM GMT

I think the first line suggests what they're talking about. But what about a twist on the cleaning - i.e he or she meant the kitchen floor/car/windows or something?

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I think Family Guy did that gag.

"Okay Lois, you can do this thing I really don't want you to do. But when we get home, I get anal... no matter how clean I want the house, you have to do it!"

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 24 2009, 7:02 PM GMT

I think Family Guy did that gag.

"Okay Lois, you can do this thing I really don't want you to do. But when we get home, I get anal... no matter how clean I want the house, you have to do it!"

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Bugger.

Could you possibly change the title?

You can choose to filter language in the Profile settings here - https://www.comedy.co.uk/login/update.php

Just tick the box. Near the bottom of the page.

Hope that helps, David.

Quote: IT David @ November 24 2009, 8:17 PM GMT

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What, to 'Planned Anal Sex'?

Leevil you're making a sketch out of a way old joke.

That I am, was hoping to carve it into an original take with the 'Spontaneous' bit though. Didn't quite work.