Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 24 2009, 7:34 PM GMTYou're twisting my melons?!
I was going to say something about having my melons twisted, but it would have sounded a bit pervy. 
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Couldn't not!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 7:38 PM GMTI was going to say something about having my melons twisted, but it would have sounded a bit pervy.
I don't think Don's around so you don't have to worry.
Quote: zooo @ November 24 2009, 7:37 PM GMT*Paddington stare*
Is that the look Bayswater prossies give possible punters?
Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 24 2009, 7:40 PM GMT
I don't think Don's around so you don't have to worry.
Well he gets on my tits. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 7:41 PM GMTIs that the look Bayswater prossies give possible punters?
*crosses fingers*
Well I never did.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2009, 7:38 PM GMTVery boring day and feeling ever-so-slightly frisky. And into bears.
Luckily enough, you're in Manchester. Go get 'em, Tiger!
Quote: zooo @ November 24 2009, 7:42 PM GMTWell I never did.
Not what I heard.
Quote: DaButt @ November 24 2009, 7:43 PM GMTLuckily enough, you're in Manchester. Go get 'em, Tiger!
>_< God, didn't see the gay bears thing coming at all. It has been a long day... 
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2009, 7:45 PM GMTdidn't see the gay bear's thing coming
Kept your eyes closed, eh? That's probably normal for first-timers.
Quote: DaButt @ November 24 2009, 7:47 PM GMTKept your eyes closed, eh? That's probably normal for first-timers.
>_< Must be time for food. Food will make me fully aware to gay innuendo (or just innuendo) again.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2009, 7:49 PM GMT>_< Must be time for food. Food will make me fully aware to gay innuendo (or just innuendo) again.
A big, burly sausage is just what you need. (Couldn't figure out how to work the word 'hairy' into that sentence.)
Quote: DaButt @ November 24 2009, 7:56 PM GMTA big, burly sausage is just what you need. (Couldn't figure out how to work the word 'hairy' into that sentence.)
Never mind, we can see where you're going...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 11:00 AM GMTCould someone give me a word, theme or setting so I can challange myself to write a sketch by lunchtime, please.
Flamenco Digestives
or
Stapler Riot
or
Maniac Plimsol.
oo no Cheese Cannon.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 24 2009, 9:08 PM GMTFlamenco Digestives
or
Stapler Riot
or
Maniac Plimsol.
oo no Cheese Cannon.
Thanks.
I'll save those for tomorrow.
Can anyone recommend a decent mousetrap? That's the second one I have had to finish off with a clawhammer.