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Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 24 2009, 7:34 PM GMT

You're twisting my melons?!

I was going to say something about having my melons twisted, but it would have sounded a bit pervy. :)

Couldn't not!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 7:38 PM GMT

I was going to say something about having my melons twisted, but it would have sounded a bit pervy. :)

:D ;)
I don't think Don's around so you don't have to worry.

Quote: zooo @ November 24 2009, 7:37 PM GMT

*Paddington stare*

Is that the look Bayswater prossies give possible punters?

Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 24 2009, 7:40 PM GMT

:D ;)
I don't think Don's around so you don't have to worry.

Well he gets on my tits. Unimpressed

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 7:41 PM GMT

Is that the look Bayswater prossies give possible punters?

*crosses fingers*

Well I never did.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2009, 7:38 PM GMT

Very boring day and feeling ever-so-slightly frisky. And into bears.

Luckily enough, you're in Manchester. Go get 'em, Tiger!

Quote: zooo @ November 24 2009, 7:42 PM GMT

Well I never did.

Not what I heard.

Quote: DaButt @ November 24 2009, 7:43 PM GMT

Luckily enough, you're in Manchester. Go get 'em, Tiger!

>_< God, didn't see the gay bears thing coming at all. It has been a long day... :(

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2009, 7:45 PM GMT

didn't see the gay bear's thing coming

Kept your eyes closed, eh? That's probably normal for first-timers.

Quote: DaButt @ November 24 2009, 7:47 PM GMT

Kept your eyes closed, eh? That's probably normal for first-timers.

>_< Must be time for food. Food will make me fully aware to gay innuendo (or just innuendo) again.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2009, 7:49 PM GMT

>_< Must be time for food. Food will make me fully aware to gay innuendo (or just innuendo) again.

A big, burly sausage is just what you need. (Couldn't figure out how to work the word 'hairy' into that sentence.)

Quote: DaButt @ November 24 2009, 7:56 PM GMT

A big, burly sausage is just what you need. (Couldn't figure out how to work the word 'hairy' into that sentence.)

Never mind, we can see where you're going... ;)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2009, 11:00 AM GMT

Could someone give me a word, theme or setting so I can challange myself to write a sketch by lunchtime, please.

Flamenco Digestives

or

Stapler Riot

or

Maniac Plimsol.

oo no Cheese Cannon.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 24 2009, 9:08 PM GMT

Flamenco Digestives

or

Stapler Riot

or

Maniac Plimsol.

oo no Cheese Cannon.

Thanks. ;)

I'll save those for tomorrow. :)

Can anyone recommend a decent mousetrap? That's the second one I have had to finish off with a clawhammer.

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