Tim is alone in the Ramada hotel in central Manchester 
(this is not a casual gay date request, btw).
God, does it do nothing other than rain in this city? Every time I come up here!
Thankfully I'm a hard Southerner, not some poncy Northerner. Even their water is soft up here. 
EDIT: Previewing the selection of "Adult Movies' on offer here it's good to see people like Mr Carpark are catered for. First he can watch Girls With Guns, a porn film about girls with guns. Then he can settle down to watch what I presume is a searching exploration of how to punish the scum element of society... Sex Cells - porn with recidivists in prisons, no doubt. So that's the starter and main course taken care of, now all that is needed is a movie called Gallows Gash for his dessert.
Oh, and there's also MILF Magic - which let's face it, is probably not "magic", more a tummy tuck and a blonde wig. And The Jesse Factor - of which I have no idea what it is about - has the Rev. Jesse Jackson got a huge porn cock...? 
Hello in Manchester.
