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Quote: DaButt @ November 23 2009, 9:47 PM GMT

I'm pretty sure they're searching for ones without panties.

But there's so much porn out there that's readily accessible, in both senses, why go to all that trouble?

Quote: zooo @ November 23 2009, 9:56 PM GMT

I get offended by signs in the toilets saying "please wash your underwear",

:O

Quote: Badge @ November 23 2009, 9:55 PM GMT

At mine they insist they are in pristine condition.

Do you pass the skid parade?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 23 2009, 9:52 PM GMT

At my last place of employment there was a requirement that undergarments must be worn at all times.

We have that sign at work now because of me - Long story Whistling nnocently

Quote: zooo @ November 23 2009, 9:56 PM GMT

I get offended by signs in the toilets saying "please wash your hands", let alone being told to wear underwear!

Someone who needs a sign to remind them to wash their hands after taking a dump is probably working at Mcdonalds.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 23 2009, 9:52 PM GMT

At my last place of employment there was a requirement that undergarments must be worn at all times.

Were you a lifeguard at the swimming pool?

I used to work as a Customer Service Assistant (check out girl) and we HAD to wear tights.

Quote: zooo @ November 23 2009, 9:56 PM GMT

I get offended by signs in the toilets saying "please wash your hands"!

So do I. I refuse on principle. Plus I'm just another bout of botulism away from a place in the Guinness Book of Records.
:)

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 23 2009, 9:43 PM GMT

I found out today that a colleague has been sacked for 'upskirting'.

At his home, they found 600 videos, taken all over our offices and even in our staff restaurant...

Was the tip-off being that he lost 600 pens and sets of keys in just under a fortnight?

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 23 2009, 9:43 PM GMT

I found out today that a colleague has been sacked for 'upskirting'.

At his home, they found 600 videos, taken all over our offices and even in our staff restaurant...

600 videos!!! Just how many pairs of panties does one man need to look at without the owners permission?

Creepy.

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 23 2009, 10:04 PM GMT

But there's so much porn out there that's readily accessible, in both senses, why go to all that trouble?

Because it's so readily available maybe? I suppose it's just not deviant enough for some people to get a kick from maybe.

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 23 2009, 9:43 PM GMT

how many pairs of panties does one man need to look at without the owners permission?

Give me a week and I'll let you know.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 24 2009, 2:40 PM GMT

I used to work as a Customer Service Assistant (check out girl) and we HAD to wear tights.

Ha!
Would a bare leg be too exciting for the customers?

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 23 2009, 9:51 PM GMT

I'm quite freaked out by it though, he was behind me in the quiché queue a couple of weeks ago, what if he's put pictures of my flan online?

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ November 23 2009, 9:56 PM GMT

I get offended by signs in the toilets saying "please wash your hands", let alone being told to wear underwear!

We've got signs in ours to remind us that the hot water might be hot!

Quote: zooo @ November 24 2009, 3:21 PM GMT

Ha!
Would a bare leg be too exciting for the customers?

Well they could be neutral tights too. I just don't get it! Maybe as we had to wear skirts to stop pervs from looking under out tills?

I like tights.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 24 2009, 3:28 PM GMT

I like tights.

Spiderman does not wear tights Unimpressed They're for the gayos like Batman and Superman.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 24 2009, 3:57 PM GMT

Spiderman does not wear tights Unimpressed They're for the gayos like Batman and Superman.

Unimpressed This is why we won't let you in the Justice League. That and the smell.

Quote: Gavin @ November 24 2009, 4:22 PM GMT

Unimpressed This is why we won't let you in the Justice League. That and the smell.

Because the Justice League are scared of people who know the truth Unimpressed (especially if they smell)

Quote: SlagA @ November 24 2009, 2:42 PM GMT

So do I. I refuse on principle.

Laughing out loud

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