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Sorry I Haven't A Jew

Hilarious sitcom about a Dutch family with Anne Frank living in their attic.

My Mum Ain't Half Hot

Incest based sitcom, think Sorry but with full anal penetration.

The Vicar of Hackney

Fat gobby white bird shacks up with unemployable black man - starring Dawn French and Lenny Henry.

Jaime's School Dinner Ladies

Jaime Oliver and Victoria Wood star together in a sitcom that blends good nutrional habits with lots of warm hearted, old fashioned laughs. In the first episode, Michael McIntyre guests stars as the school's kitchen hygiene inspector. But the laugh is on them, as I've hidden 14 pounds of Semtex inside McIntyre's chest which detonates and kills them all.

Button
Jenson Button and his flat-mate Lewis Hamilton slapstick around in the McClaren garage hitting each other with spanners and setting each other on fire with petrol, trying not to get caught by their boss (Noel Edmonds).

Dan

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Button
Jenson Button and his flat-mate Lewis Hamilton slapstick around in the McClaren garage hitting each other with spanners and setting each other on fire with petrol, trying not to get caught by their boss (Noel Edmonds).

Dan

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Fresh Fiends
Hester and William go on a massacre across Middle England. Poignant.

French Fiends
Much more successful and critically-acclaimed follow-up to the above. Satisfying

May-Day December
Anton Rogers just can't stop his wrath after killing Hester in the last episode of the above. He kills Zoe so much, she changes actress half-way through.

Dan

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 24 2009, 1:33 PM GMT

Sorry I Haven't A Jew

Hilarious sitcom about a Dutch family with Anne Frank living in their attic.

My Mum Ain't Half Hot

Incest based sitcom, think Sorry but with full anal penetration.

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PMSL Love the first suggestion, actually think that could work! You should do a script and post it on here!

Comparatively Ugly Betty

A show about a woman who is ugly, except this is American telly, so she's not actully ugly. However, she is slightly less attractive then the other cast members, but probably looks great when she's tarted up for awards shows and the like.

British Ugly Betty

We hate attractive and glamourous people, so have a sick bag at the ready when you do get to see the British Ugly Betty. Man, she ugly.

Ugly Burkha

How will Betrindrah fit in when she starts working for the Taliban's glamourous and exciting female suicide bomber division? Will she always be the bridesmaid but never the bomb?

God Vs The Devil

A sitcom about a family of devout Christians living next door to a family of Satanists

Fuglee Betty
Like Ugly Betty but more so.

I'm a celebrity get me out of Eire.
Celebs are flown to SOuthern Ireland and they're passports hidden, miled annoyance happens.

Ants in your pants.

10 contestants have their pants filled with nigerian Killer ants.

English country Garden.

5 Lucky sods get to be unearthed.

Gardeners question Lime.
Alan Titmarsh in prequel to the 3rd Man.

Alan abductions...

Alan titchmarsh is abducted on a weekly basis.

Your Dung, M'Lord!
Upstairs Downstairs style coprophilia capers

Two up, two down
Four men, one lady, and a worn-out copy of the Kama Sutra

Black Death

Like Black Books but where they all die of Plague

Does it sting!

Contestants are urinated upon daily by slavic farmers. The winner is the person who can last the longest without itching.

Fish out of Water
In the ultimate fish-out-of-water scenario, a 60 foot basking shark moves into a quiet suburb of Gloucester.