I've been going to a lot of weddings recently and to be honest I don't really enjoy them. However, a lot of old people have taken that lack of enjoyment to be sorrow. And they say things like: "Oooh, don't worry, you'll be next!", in an attempt to cheer me up. It actually just annoys me more so to get my own back I've going to a lot more funerals.
Or you could watch me deliver it live! www.youtube.com/slawsthefop
(I've hijacked my own thread. Please watch the Getting It Off Your Chest video, I prefer it!)