What sort of tour do you call that for your nation-wide fans, 19/20 dates are at the Manchester MEN. Obviously too big to tour around the country, the "peasents can come to see me". What a piss take.
Peter Kay tour 2010
And welcome to the BCG Steve!
He's a fat smug self loving wanker anyway
Quote: david carmon @ November 22 2009, 10:00 PM GMTself loving wanker
Part of that phrase is redundent... learn to edit young man 
You mean spell...
or proofread....
Quote: steve staple @ November 22 2009, 9:15 PM GMTWhat sort of tour do you call that for your nation-wide fans, 19/20 dates are at the Manchester MEN. Obviously too big to tour around the country, the "peasents can come to see me". What a piss take.
I was not aware of this, but can't say I'm surprised.
So what he's basically doing isn't a tour, it's a residency.
It's like ZZ Top doing two dates in London and calling it their "UK tour".
On Children In Need, he said he was going to donate money from every piece of merchanise sold - £1! But before he said the one quid bit, I was thinking, "Wow! He's giving all money from merchanise away! I take back everything I ever said about him being a money-spinning scrounger". I did, really - you know when your brain works really fast when someone says one line. And then he said "£1", and me and my brother laughed our heads off. We both agreed, he had NEARLY redeemed himself. The guy has fifteen million quid and he still only giving meagre portions to charity.
Bless 'im.
Just had a look at the website, and the cheapest ticket is £79.99 and the dearest is £4.99 and everything in between. It's called "The Tour That Doesn't Tour".
Quote: Dave @ November 22 2009, 11:21 PM GMTSo what he's basically doing isn't a tour, it's a residency.
It's like ZZ Top doing two dates in London and calling it their "UK tour".
Erm, don't let the facts get in the way of a good story but there were two dates and I was at the Wolverhampton one !
Very good it was too !
Oh, and when you are looking for tickets, check out reputable sites first !
But on the site you're looking at, take a tip from me and go for the most expensive !
Quote: KJSmyling @ November 22 2009, 10:08 PM GMTPart of that phrase is redundent... learn to edit young man
I don't understand that?
I called him a self loving wanker....yes
In other words he loves himself, as in he adores his every word, ripple of fat, his fat arse. He loves everything about himself.
Plus he's a wanker. A very FAT one!
P.S I mean no offence to fat people. I'm not exactly skinny myself. But I hate/ despise/ want to throw off a bridge that fat tosser who seems to have eaten every pie in the UK.
Quote: Oldrocker @ November 22 2009, 11:36 PM GMTErm, don't let the facts get in the way of a good story but there were two dates and I was at the Wolverhampton one !
Very good it was too !
Really! 
Cool, I think ZZ Top are great.
I find the criticsm aimed at Peter Kay very insulting. I myself have occasionally been described as portly as have several members of my family and I do not feel an observation upon someone's physical conditioning should ever be used as a criticsm of them.
As for Mr Kay, despite writing what I feel are two disastorous sitcoms, he is a very talented man and should be treated accordingly.
Quote: steve staple @ November 22 2009, 9:15 PM GMTWhat sort of tour do you call that for your nation-wide fans, 19/20 dates are at the Manchester MEN. Obviously too big to tour around the country, the "peasents can come to see me". What a piss take.
I suppose he's too fat to travel far.
And if those who like him are prepared to go to Manchester then that's their problem! I think they suit each other quite well.
Sound a bit bitter there chapppers! I take it you were unable to get tickets then ?
Quote: comedy king @ November 24 2009, 4:58 AM GMTSound a bit bitter there chapppers! I take it you were unable to get tickets then ?
No - I'm just not a big fan - not weightwise you understand.