Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2009, 12:19 AM GMTEven Barney the Purple dinosaur doesn't love you.
It's not quite a classic put-down, is it?
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Quote: don rushmore @ November 24 2009, 1:34 AM GMTIt's not quite a classic put-down, is it?
If Sootyj (who started this thread) says 'Barney the Purple dinosaur doesn't love you' is the 'Worst insult in the world' - then it's the worst insult in the world. The likes of, 'Yo mama so nasty, she pours salt water down her knickers to keep her crabs fresh' pales against it.
Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2009, 12:28 AM GMTOoh nice!
Your trouser department is more ill equipped than the British Army.
And the women say it's about as stiff as a Cumbrian bridge.
You're so obscure they made you the head of the EU.
Worst is always situational to me, the sort that you don't even realize until after you've said it.
A friend of mine was talking about how his wife was married to a famous author before him, and a bit to my shame, I said "Wow, isn't that a bit of a step down?" I need to work on my mental filter.
Quote: ellipsis @ November 24 2009, 8:20 AM GMTWorst is always situational to me, the sort that you don't even realize until after you've said it.
A friend of mine was talking about how his wife was married to a famous author before him, and a bit to my shame, I said "Wow, isn't that a bit of a step down?" I need to work on my mental filter.
>_< 
Quote: Badge @ November 24 2009, 12:01 AM GMTMarley doesn't even sing that line until 3:27.
My ex used to do it like this.........
You should ask your mother hwo I like it.
Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2009, 4:45 PM GMTYou should ask your mother hwo I like it.
Or worse - Ask your Dad!
Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2009, 4:45 PM GMTYou should ask your mother hwo I like it.
You should ask my mother how I like it... Damn, not got the hang of this thread.
David only my dog understands your warped needs.
You've had so many people up your tunnel they're sticking you on the tube map.
Quote: SlagA @ November 24 2009, 4:57 PM GMT... Damn, not got the hang of this thread.
And having learned to wank SlaggA never left the house again.
When people saw you in your pram, they told your m other to pull the chain next time.
I feel personally insulted. Can I sue for slander? 
You're so ugly when you breat fed your mum claimed sexual assault.
Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2009, 5:04 PM GMTYou're so ugly when you breat fed your mum claimed sexual assault.
Well you're so ugly your mum tried to put you back in! 
Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2009, 4:59 PM GMTAnd having learned to wank SlaggA never left the house again.
Hey, I go out on a 'Kleenex run' once a week.