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Quote: Morrace @ November 23 2009, 11:33 PM GMT

Ok. The way I read the above is:

When IT David says, "I am often insulted by blaspheming", he is implying that he is God. Clever, but over some people's heads (esp. Lucozade Wetfart's).

If that were the case surely he would have said "We are often insulted by blasphemy."

Quote: Badge @ November 23 2009, 11:44 PM GMT

If that were the case surely he would have said "We are often insulted by blasphemy."

True. Remember Exodus 3:14, "We Am That We Am".

Quote: Badge @ November 23 2009, 11:44 PM GMT

If that were the case surely he would have said "We are often insulted by blasphemy."

Wouldn't that depend on your views regarding the indivisibility of the Trinity?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 23 2009, 11:47 PM GMT

True. Remember Exodus 3:14, "We Am That We Am".

Marley doesn't even sing that line until 3:27.

Quote: Timbo @ November 23 2009, 11:48 PM GMT

Wouldn't that depend on your views regarding the indivisibility of the Trinity?

She's no good without Susannah, so I suppose the indivisibility theory holds.

Quote: Griff @ November 23 2009, 11:55 PM GMT

Isn't the basic theological truth of the matter that IT David got the words "insulted" and "offended" muddled up?

I was going to say that Griff, but I didn't want to offend IT David by implying that the IT stood for Incredibly Thick. Thanks for doing my 'dirty' work. ;)

Where the hell did all the insults go!

You were such an ugly child your priest became a Rabbi.

Your flatulence is your greatest contribution to society.

Even Barney the Purple dinosaur doesn't love you.

Quote: Griff @ November 24 2009, 12:10 AM GMT

I think the 'T' might stand for something other than Thick.

Ok insults for people with initials IT

Intensley Thick
Incredibly Tragic
Itinerant Troll
Interstellar Twat
Intefering Tit
Indistinct Tasting
Importuing Terror

or just add shhhhh to the IT followed by head or suggest he was a TWA pilot.

Do I have to keep all the assinine threads in line? I'm like the Johnny Morris of an invisible zoo of nonsense.

Quote: Griff @ November 24 2009, 12:10 AM GMT

I think the 'T' might stand for something other than Thick.

I refuse to comment on the grounds that it may incriminate me -or worse - get me banned.

Shall I make that my new sig?

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Oi sootyj!

Your dick's so small it's disappointed more fat women than Gok Wan.

Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ November 24 2009, 12:24 AM GMT

Oi sootyj!

Your dick's so small it's disappointed more fat women than Gok Wan.

Ooh nice!

Your trouser department is more ill equipped than the British Army.

Your brown eye's taken more of a beating than Gordon Brown's left eye.

Oi Griff!

You're so gay, your chapstick is cock-flavoured.

Gregor you're so unfunny Horne and Corden write your oneliners.

Oi Morrace!

Your mum's vagina is so big, it doesn't get wet it gets irrigated.

Oi! Shamsa! (C**t!)

The only thing you give your mum on Mother's Day is Herpes!!

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