"For a Led Zeppelin tribute band you sure sound alot like Kajagoogoo"
"I like your outfit...which Salvation Army did you get it from?"
Worst insult in the world Page 3
My friend spent a year in South Korea and says that the worst insult you can hurl at a Korean translates as "your mother has a bald pussy."
Well, I would be offended if I actually liked my mother...
Quote: Morrace @ November 23 2009, 9:03 PM GMTRight over your head RC!
Do you not know the difference between blasphemy and heresy Morrace?
Tut. Tut. (funky Tut).
Actually RCP a plea not to be so twattish. If in real life you make these kind of comments in real conversation, I for one would remonstrate with you. Seriosuly. It's not acceptable to be so rude to someone who only said he doessn't like blasphemy. Think about it for goodness sake.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 23 2009, 8:34 PM GMTWhat are your views on heresy?*
I mean, can I say that God is pretty cool but priests and vicars are child raping weirdos?
How about Mother Teresa, she was a bit of shameless attention seeking whore using the blood of starving millions to garner press and attention for her so called good deeds? She's dead now, but them kids is still hungry, so what did she actually achieve? Bugger all.
Is just the Christian religion or can I slag off those Shinto loving Jap bastards? Obviously, if I can't be heretical about other religions, then I've no choice but to big up Scientologists, Jedis and worst of all Mormons.
Please explain the theological parameters of your humour boundaries so I don't indavertently offend you.
*This is a cue for Marc P to put up another picture of Hearsay.
Quote: Marc P @ November 23 2009, 10:25 PM GMTActually RCP a plea not to be so twattish. If in real life you make these kind of comments in real conversation, I would call you out. Seriosuly. It's not acceptable to be so rude to someone who only said he doessn't like blashempy. Think about it for goodness sake.
Okay, fair enough, IT David, if I have offended you, then I sincerely apologise.
You know who is really funny? Stewart Lee. He makes jokes about religion, some of them very offensive, but everyone loves him. In fact, he's highly celebrated on this Forum, with his jokes about religion and his offensiveness.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 23 2009, 10:39 PM GMTOkay, fair enough, IT David, if I have offended you, then I sincerely apologise.
You know who is really funny? Stewart Lee. He makes jokes about religion, some of them very offensive, but everyone loves him. In fact, he's highly celebrated on this Forum, with his jokes about religion and his offensiveness.
Oi RCP I edited call you out to remonstrate but you know what I mean, comedy should be about spreading the love not the hate... man 
I can't see what RCP has said to cause such heat to be honest, and I don't think that ITDavid has actually said he's offended either.
Anyway, where is ITDavid? I want to hear his IT solution!
Blasphemy is both funny and clever. Go Carpark.
Quote: jim field @ November 23 2009, 10:42 PM GMTI can't see what RCP has said to cause such heat to be honest, and I don't think that ITDavid has actually said he's offended either.
Anyway, where is ITDavid? I want to hear his IT solution!
Thats ok Jim you're a solicitor and not a comedy writer me and RCP won't be needing your services. 
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 23 2009, 10:45 PM GMTBlasphemy is both funny and clever. Go Carpark.
Somebody was buggered by a father. 
Quote: Marc P @ November 23 2009, 10:42 PM GMTOi RCP I edited call you out to remonstrate but you know what I mean, comedy should be about spreading the love not the hate... man
Phew, I'm glad you edited it to remonstrate, it all got a bit Lee Marvin there. However, I was making a fair point between blasphemy and heresy (but not living side by side on piano keyboards in perfect harmony).
I will start spreading the love forthwith...until I get bored of treading on eggshells all the time and revert back to form.
<3 <3
Ah, I love you guys...
Quote: Marc P @ November 23 2009, 10:46 PM GMTThats ok Jim you're a solicitor and not a comedy writer me and RCP won't be needing your services.
I was attacked by a crime novellist through no fault of my own, jim field got me £8000.
Oh well, so much for me spreading the love. 