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*plays paperclip basketball with zooo's mouth*

*splutter*

Ew, metallic.

That's weird, I was throwing plastic ones?

*dun dun DUN!!*

Quote: Leevil @ November 23 2009, 8:04 PM GMT

That's weird, I was throwing plastic ones?

Yeah but it cut her gum, hence the metallic taste. Elementary... Cool

zooo is a cyborg?

Quote: Leevil @ November 23 2009, 8:08 PM GMT

zooo is a cyborg?

Have you never tasted blood, young man? You vould like it, my little mortal.

Monkey's blood tastes like banana milkshake, my dear.

Quote: Leevil @ November 23 2009, 8:12 PM GMT

my dear.

:O You've morphed into Tim Walker!

*looks at hands*

Wow! These are strangling hands.

Now it's time to return to the Super Villain days of The Anesthetist!

Watch out world! I'm gonna put you to sleep! And then... um, watch Neighbours in my pants, whilst eating a super market brand pot noodle. And then! World Domination! But first...

*Neighbours theme*

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 23 2009, 7:36 PM GMT

10"!

I'm in need of a new Robyn innuendo quote. That was so close.

Had my radio DJ interview. The people are exactly like the people on Harry and Paul. I have never been one to feel trendy or "with it" but these people are stuck in the 80s and not in a good way. I don't picture this panning out, but I'm glad I went for it. Thanks to Tim, Lee, Neil, Robyn, Dan, Neil (BF), Roo and Laura for the kick in the ass. <3

:D Best of luck! If anything, have fun with it.

The woman who interviewed me was wearing a Thanksgiving sweater vest with a big puffy turkey on the front and stirrup pants.

Now that's rock n roll baby! Cool

More like Bette Midler followed by back to back Michael Bolton.

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