You're not fit to be an ahole you're a bhole.
Worst insult in the world Page 2
Quote: sootyj @ November 23 2009, 4:15 PM GMTYou're not fit to be an ahole you're a bhole.
I am often insulted by blaspheming.
Given the jocular nature of what sometimes passes for badinage around these parts David, that is not the sort of ammunition to be giving people. How did you get on with Jan Jung by the way?
He hasn't replied yet. I am unsure if I was too jovial in my attempts to impress him. I am also worried that I may have made too many enquiries, though, I understand it may be a few days before he replies as I would imagine he is a very busy man.
He's probably passed your enquiry on to his development team David.
And as you are an IT man what is the best firewired video to get for both shooting video and setting up webcam/podcast kind of thing for an Apple Mac computer?
Quote: IT David @ November 23 2009, 4:43 PM GMTI am often insulted by blaspheming.
Are you a Jew, David?
Quote: IT David @ November 23 2009, 4:49 PM GMTI am unsure if I was too jovial in my attempts to impress him.
Well, you are certainly a very jovial person.
Quote: IT David @ November 23 2009, 4:43 PM GMTI am often insulted by blaspheming.
I'm sure God is big enough to take it. 
Quote: Marc P @ November 23 2009, 4:51 PM GMTAnd as you are an IT man what is the best firewired video to get for both shooting video and setting up webcam/podcast kind of thing for an Apple Mac computer?
Bizarrely enough, this is something that I am also keen to know. Do tell, ITDave, do tell...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGxyIhsSAow
My favourite insulting rant of all time!
Quote: IT David @ November 23 2009, 4:43 PM GMTI am often insulted by blaspheming.
I wonder why God invented blasphemy?
I'd tell you to pull yourself up but I doubt you could pull yourself off.
Quote: Nogget @ November 23 2009, 6:25 PM GMTI wonder why God invented blasphemy?
So Christopher Hitchens wouldn't get bored.
Quote: IT David @ November 23 2009, 4:43 PM GMTI am often insulted by blaspheming.
What are your views on heresy?*
I mean, can I say that God is pretty cool but priests and vicars are child raping weirdos?
How about Mother Teresa, she was a bit of shameless attention seeking whore using the blood of starving millions to garner press and attention for her so called good deeds? She's dead now, but them kids is still hungry, so what did she actually achieve? Bugger all.
Is just the Christian religion or can I slag off those Shinto loving Jap bastards? Obviously, if I can't be heretical about other religions, then I've no choice but to big up Scientologists, Jedis and worst of all Mormons.
Please explain the theological parameters of your humour boundaries so I don't indavertently offend you.
*This is a cue for Marc P to put up another picture of Hearsay.
Quote: IT David @ November 23 2009, 4:43 PM GMTI am often insulted by blaspheming.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 23 2009, 8:34 PM GMTWhat are your views on heresy?*
I mean, can I say that God is pretty cool but priests and vicars are child raping weirdos?
Right over your head RC! 