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Just finished Modern Warfare 2...not too bad, but I prefer the WWII games.

I have foolishy got sucked into this forum and neglected the fact I am on cooking duties on a Monday. A shepherds pie coming up!

Quote: IT David @ November 23 2009, 4:45 PM GMT

I have foolishy got sucked into this forum and neglected the fact I am on cooking duties on a Monday. A shepherds pie coming up!

Wasn't it mince as well last week. Do you have roast lamb every Sunday?

:)

My neighbours, the loud fornicators, have moved away and now I sit wondering what kind of new neighbours the "fickle finger of fate" will send my way. :)

Frick that fickle finger of fate!

I'm hoping for mimes. :D

:)

I probably won't get mimes though. I'm sure it will be someone fresh out of prison or a family with neglected children. Or somebody with a yippy dog that will shit in my yard. But I'm keeping my fingers, eyes, and toes crossed for a successful mime with an active social life.

You might get Pamela Anderson.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 23 2009, 4:55 PM GMT

I probably won't get mimes though. I'm sure it will be someone fresh out of prison or a family with neglected children. Or somebody with a yippy dog that will shit in my yard. But I'm keeping my fingers, eyes, and toes crossed for a successful mime with an active social life.

I reckon there'll be a twist in the plot and it'll be Dabutt.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 23 2009, 9:43 AM GMT

I'm sad and a little horrified to see on facebook that a young and very pretty cousin has had a huge tattoo inked on her chest.

I think tattoo culture will go one of two ways. Either they will become so common that no-one thinks twice about them, or (more likely) they will be seen as horrendously dated and a hideously permanent way of making yourself look ridiculously old-fashioned.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 23 2009, 4:58 PM GMT

I reckon there'll be a twist in the plot and it'll be Dabutt.

I wouldn't mind having Randy as a neighbour. I'm sure he doesn't sit on the hood of his car and drink his liquor out of a paper bag. :D

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 23 2009, 5:03 PM GMT

I wouldn't mind having Randy as a neighbour. I'm sure he doesn't sit on the hood of his car and drink his liquor out of a paper bag. :D

Doesn't the bag go all soggy and tear?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 23 2009, 3:07 PM GMT

I've just been asked to work on a screenplay as a result of the short films I've written such as this one: http://www.wix.com/krisdeak/comingsoon

Good Stuff Dolly!

Laughing out loud
No, it's an old drunken wino trick. My old neighbour Chrissy (who was trying to get pregnant, mind you) used to sit on the hood of her husband Bud's truck and drink peach Schnappes right out of the bottle with the bag still around it. Classy lady. :D

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