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AA Gill is a baboon-killing c**t Page 5

Was she on that old program Light Lunch? I liked that.

Quote: sunbeam @ November 22 2009, 11:47 AM GMT

You rotten lot. Gill can write any currently working critic into a bag and on any subject. Today's demolition of the appalling Sue Perkins being just one example. A master of the English language, of hyperbole, irony and simple tweaking of pompous people's noses he has no UK equal. Not since Clive James has a TV critic been so erudite, well-informed and well-read and above all so willing to say the things people don't want to hear at the time they least wish to hear it. I don't think it matters a jot what he is like as a person, what's on the page is what counts and it adds up to a considerable body of work.

Oh and Giles Coren is, as someone, not Gill, said, 'only good at burping and being a c**t' which is crude, but deadly accurate. And funny.

Are you Mr Gill? Cool

Quote: Marc P @ November 23 2009, 12:25 AM GMT

Actually Griff... she's f**king good!

A small part of me dies inside when I see you swear, Marc. :(

That's why I shy away from your books, I fear they will be full of Jack Delaney telling people to F**king F**k the F**kk off before he F**ks their F**kking A-holes! I couldn't take that kind of disillusionment.

As for Sheridan Smith. She's hot. Although not as hot as Montserrat Lombard.

As for Gill. He's not bad in small doses. Although I prefer Brooker.

I think Sheridan Smith is a good comedy actress.

I prefer Giles Coren's restaurant reviews to Gill's and Caitlin Moran's TV reviews to Gill's.

Quote: chipolata @ November 23 2009, 11:07 AM GMT

Montserrat Lombard.

I want her to serve me coffee with that accent.

Not so hot with that glans on her head in Ashes to Ashes though.

Quote: chipolata @ November 23 2009, 11:07 AM GMT

A small part of me dies inside when I see you swear, Marc. :(

That's why I shy away from your books, I fear they will be full of Jack Delaney telling people to F**king F**k the F**kk off before he F**ks their F**kking A-holes! I couldn't take that kind of disillusionment.

As for Sheridan Smith. She's hot. Although not as hot as Montserrat Lombard.

As for Gill. He's not bad in small doses. Although I prefer Brooker.

Apologies for the F word, stressful week and whiskey probably/

You're not wrong about that in the books!

Did you like the six foot two beauty I put in my episode especially for you by the way.

Sheridan Smith has great comic timing, she was excellent in Love Soup.

Quote: Marc P @ November 23 2009, 11:12 AM GMT

Did you like the six foot two beauty I put in my episode especially for you by the way.

I missed it! I had to go out on Friday afternoon after all!

Although I do like a tall woman. A daughter of a friend is six two, although I'm careful not to make any lewd comments about her as he's six six and quite scary. :$

Sheridan Smith is a good comic actor I agree.

Quote: sootyj @ November 23 2009, 8:36 AM GMT

Was she on that old program Light Lunch? I liked that.

Yes! It was great.
I guess most people who didn't spend their teenage years waking up to Light Lunch just don't get her appeal. She is very funny (to me).

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 23 2009, 11:11 AM GMT

I think Sheridan Smith is a good comedy actress.

I prefer Giles Coren's restaurant reviews to Gill's and Caitlin Moran's TV reviews to Gill's.

'To like one solipsistic columnist Ms Dagger, may be regarded as a misfortune; to like two looks like foolishness'

Still, as they both work on the same paper, at least you save a bit of money.

S

Quote: sunbeam @ November 23 2009, 2:01 PM GMT

to like two looks like foolishness'

Or a dislike of upper class twits. :)

Quote: jim field @ November 22 2009, 1:49 PM GMT

You know what? I agree with you.

Yes! :D

One day I hope to return the compliment, Jim. ;)

Are you sure Sunbeam isn't Gil in disguise?

Quote: Chappers @ November 24 2009, 11:45 PM GMT

Are you sure Sunbeam isn't Gil in disguise?

AA Gill? Or Gil Scott Heron? (I'm being a miserable sod tonight, sorry. :()

Just call him Tony.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2009, 11:47 PM GMT

(I'm being a miserable sod tonight, sorry. :()

Me too!

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