Quote: DaButt @ November 22 2009, 7:00 PM GMTPerhaps not as often as the UK, but it is definitely used. I've even heard my 67-year-old mother use the term. (She was describing Britney Spears.)
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Americans pronounce it differently. Our twat rhymes with 'thought.'
I twat I taw a puddy cat
Quote: DaButt @ November 22 2009, 7:07 PM GMTAmericans pronounce it differently. Our twat rhymes with 'thought.'
I've always heard it as "Twot".
What colour is your new netbook Robyn?
It's black, and very, very shiny.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 22 2009, 3:39 PM GMTRobyn bought a shiny new netbook!
Make? Model?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 22 2009, 6:21 PM GMTBut is it literally soap with sugar in it?
Google it!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 22 2009, 6:49 PM GMTI had a friend who was originally from London and another from Greenock. By the end of the semester I was using a lot of their terms for stuff. I use twat all the time.
It's definitely a great word to have in your vocoabulary 
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 22 2009, 7:37 PM GMTI twat I taw a puddy cat
Quote: DaButt @ November 22 2009, 7:00 PM GMTPerhaps not as often as the UK, but it is definitely used. I've even heard my 67-year-old mother use the term. (She was describing Britney Spears.)
I would've been so happy if Bush had made The War Against Terror an acronym and worn it on a t-shirt.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 22 2009, 8:20 PM GMTIt's black, and very, very shiny.
Cor.
Did it have a lovely peel off plastic protective cover on it? I heart peeling them off.
SOMEone (naming no names) still has his stuck on weeeeeeks after buying a new laptop. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 22 2009, 6:38 PM GMTWe're missing CLIT, apparently.
Let's hope that Elliot isn't, eh? 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 22 2009, 8:20 PM GMTIt's black, and very, very shiny.
Fingerprint magnet!
Quote: zooo @ November 22 2009, 8:30 PM GMTSOMEone (naming no names) still has his stuck on weeeeeeks after buying a new laptop.
Scotti played pictionary today with Miss Scottidog's family. Quite arkward.
She made her own game and came up with Film, television and book titles of her own that she made into card form. We played on a big A1 Flip chart with a little egg timer.
It was me, her, her mum and step dad, sister and nan and grandad.
It was going well, I had 'Goldfinger' which was easy.
Up gets old Grandad, who plods to the board with his walking stick looks at the card, slowly draws a rubbish circle on the paper and proceeds to just stare at the egg timer for the remaining 30 seconds.
'Argh, Grandad what was it..you ok?' she says.
He doesn't speak and just turns the card around and 'The curious case of Benjamin Button' is revealed.
'Oh, ok..don't worry, have another go'.
He takes another card and looks at it for what seemed an age, and then continues to draw a sun..and then stares around the room for a bit and then looks at the egg timer.
'Oh, Grandad, what was it..you alright?'
He turns the card around and we read 'The Day after Tommorow'.
How can he draw that..he doesn't even know which f**king day it is in reality!!!
Quote: zooo @ November 22 2009, 8:30 PM GMTCor.
Did it have a lovely peel off plastic protective cover on it? I heart peeling them off.
On the screen aaaand the back!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 22 2009, 8:34 PM GMTOn the screen aaaand the back!
Cooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Quote: Aaron @ November 22 2009, 8:29 PM GMTMake? Model?
Quote: Scottidog @ November 22 2009, 8:34 PM GMTScotti played pictionary today with Miss Scottidog's family. Quite arkward.
She made her own game and came up with Film, television and book titles of her own that she made into card form. We played on a big A1 Flip chart with a little egg timer.
It was me, her, her mum and step dad, sister and nan and grandad.
It was going well, I had 'Goldfinger' which was easy.
Up gets old Grandad, who plods to the board with his walking stick looks at the card, slowly draws a rubbish circle on the paper and proceeds to just stare at the egg timer for the remaining 30 seconds.
'Argh, Grandad what was it..you ok?' she says.
He doesn't speak and just turns the card around and 'The curious case of Benjamin Button' is revealed.
'Oh, ok..don't worry, have another go'.
He takes another card and looks at it for what seemed an age, and then continues to draw a sun..and then stares around the room for a bit and then looks at the egg timer.
'Oh, Grandad, what was it..you alright?'
He turns the card around and we read 'The Day after Tommorow'.
How can he draw that..he doesn't even know which f**king day it is in reality!!!