One question
WHY?
Ok 2 questions? No 3......
WHY? WHY? WHY?
I always look forward to them. He will ruin it with his fat smug arse!
Peter Kay Presenting The Brit Awards
Quote: david carmon @ November 21 2009, 1:38 PM GMTOne question WHY?
Because some people have an opinion different to yours mayhap ?
I'm surprised in that he isn't well known as a presenter of such events (has he done anythig similar?) and doesn't come across as a much of a modern music lover.
But he can remember when his mum used to buy them Top of The Pops albums... do remember them those Top of The Pops albums from K-Tel with some scantily clad woman posing on the front, and your dad trying to pretend he's not noticed and your brother trying to get a sneaky peek with mum noticing, and then your mum would stick it on the player, do you remember how youd'd have to balance it on that metal pole with the catch and if it were singles you could put about five in a stack and it would drop each one and play it, but then it would get stuck and one would drop on the arm before it had come of the last record then your dad would tell you off for jumping around the living room and he'd be all like, "You're jiggling it, stop jiggling it, don't jiggle it jumps the record and jiggles it. But then like your mum would put on this new Top of The pops album on and she'd have clled your auntie round from over the road so she could listen cause they both like a bit of Demis Rousoss and she put it on, but they weren't even the real bands, me mum would say "hasn't Demis Rousoss got a lovely voice." and I'd be there saying, "It's not him." and she'd be like, "Shut up, it's Demis." Then she be off, dancing round the front room with a yellow duster singing "Forever and ever you'll be the one, that shines on me like the morning sun..." Do you remember them yellow dusters, does anyone still use yellow dusters, she'd buy them from the market and be all like, "have you seen my new yellow dusters," then she'd turn to me dad and say, "Don't you be using them new yellow dusters on your boots. I've just bought them from the market I want them kept clean," clean, clean? They're dusters, she look at him and say "if you want to be polishing them boots I've got some of your old vests." and talkng of boots... best newcomer, Little Boots, come on give her a big cheer isn't she lovely....
I just think he's full of himself. He should get to the gym a bit more instead of smiling stupidly and sweating like a pig in his own smugness.
He's just too overly pleased with everything he does and expects everyone to hero worship his fat arse.
In his f**king dreams.
But he can remember when his mum used to buy them Top of The Pops albums... do remember them those Top of The Pops albums from K-Tel with some scantily clad woman posing on the front, and your dad trying to pretend he's not noticed and your brother trying to get a sneaky peek with mum noticing, and then your mum would stick it on the player, do you remember how youd'd have to balance it on that metal pole with the catch and if it were singles you could put about five in a stack and it would drop each one and play it, but then it would get stuck and one would drop on the arm before it had come of the last record then your dad would tell you off for jumping around the living room and he'd be all like, "You're jiggling it, stop jiggling it, don't jiggle it jumps the record and jiggles it. But then like your mum would put on this new Top of The pops album on and she'd have clled your auntie round from over the road so she could listen cause they both like a bit of Demis Rousoss and she put it on, but they weren't even the real bands, me mum would say "hasn't Demis Rousoss got a lovely voice." and I'd be there saying, "It's not him." and she'd be like, "Shut up, it's Demis." Then she be off, dancing round the front room with a yellow duster singing "Forever and ever you'll be the one, that shines on me like the morning sun..." Do you remember them yellow dusters, does anyone still use yellow dusters, she'd buy them from the market and be all like, "have you seen my new yellow dusters," then she'd turn to me dad and say, "Don't you be using them new yellow dusters on your boots. I've just bought them from the market I want them kept clean," clean, clean? They're dusters, she look at him and say "if you want to be polishing them boots I've got some of your old vests." and talkng of boots... best newcomer, Little Boots, come on give her a big cheer isn't she lovely....
Quote: Aaron @ November 18 2009, 4:52 PM GMT
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Quote: david carmon @ November 21 2009, 1:38 PM GMTHe will ruin it with his fat smug arse!
Quote: david carmon @ November 22 2009, 12:25 AM GMTHe should get to the gym a bit more instead of smiling stupidly and sweating like a pig in his own smugness.
He's just too overly pleased with everything he does and expects everyone to hero worship his fat arse.
Just wondering... Did Peter Kay f**k your mum/wife/sister/girlfriend/budgie at some point?
Quote: KJSmyling @ November 22 2009, 12:06 AM GMTBut he can remember when his mum used to buy them Top of The Pops albums... do remember them those Top of The Pops albums from K-Tel with some scantily clad woman posing on the front, and your dad trying to pretend he's not noticed and your brother trying to get a sneaky peek with mum noticing, and then your mum would stick it on the player, do you remember how youd'd have to balance it on that metal pole with the catch and if it were singles you could put about five in a stack and it would drop each one and play it, but then it would get stuck and one would drop on the arm before it had come of the last record then your dad would tell you off for jumping around the living room and he'd be all like, "You're jiggling it, stop jiggling it, don't jiggle it jumps the record and jiggles it. But then like your mum would put on this new Top of The pops album on and she'd have clled your auntie round from over the road so she could listen cause they both like a bit of Demis Rousoss and she put it on, but they weren't even the real bands, me mum would say "hasn't Demis Rousoss got a lovely voice." and I'd be there saying, "It's not him." and she'd be like, "Shut up, it's Demis." Then she be off, dancing round the front room with a yellow duster singing "Forever and ever you'll be the one, that shines on me like the morning sun..." Do you remember them yellow dusters, does anyone still use yellow dusters, she'd buy them from the market and be all like, "have you seen my new yellow dusters," then she'd turn to me dad and say, "Don't you be using them new yellow dusters on your boots. I've just bought them from the market I want them kept clean," clean, clean? They're dusters, she look at him and say "if you want to be polishing them boots I've got some of your old vests." and talkng of boots... best newcomer, Little Boots, come on give her a big cheer isn't she lovely....
"Garlic bread? Garlic... and bread?" - kept us smiling during the war, anyway. 
It's probably because he's from Bolton/Lancs which isn't far from Blackpool. Does it always have to be a southerner getting the top jobs?
I wonder sometimes
Quote: Morrace @ November 22 2009, 1:25 AM GMTJust wondering... Did Peter Kay f**k your mum/wife/sister/girlfriend/budgie at some point?
1. My Mums prob not into smug wankers
2. Unmarried
3. Half Sister has only just turned 16.
4. Girlfiend? Gay!
5. Budgie? I have a cat
Quote: david carmon @ November 22 2009, 12:25 AM GMTI just think he's full of himself. He should get to the gym a bit more instead of smiling stupidly and sweating like a pig in his own smugness.
He's just too overly pleased with everything he does and expects everyone to hero worship his fat arse.
In his f**king dreams.
Bit harsh.
I think he is one of the best stand ups of our generation, if not the best.
(I've got tickets)
He was hilarious on the Chris Moyles show, he ran it. Moyles didn't know what to do with him, very funny.
Moyles is the smug wanker, who I personally cannot wait to f**k off.
I don't hate Peter Kay as much as David but I really have gone off him in recent years.
I saw he's doing 4 live dates in manchester - makes me wonder, if this new material or the same shite he was doing 5 years ago? If so I will have lost all my respect for him and it will prove my point he's milking a one trick pony career to death.
Quote: bushbaby @ November 22 2009, 9:29 AM GMTDoes it always have to be a southerner getting the top jobs?
Yes, at least we can understand what they're saying, none of that Ayupmeducktha'sgoowindoonet'pitaveyagorrabuttyforussnapthaknowseebagum....
Quote: KJSmyling @ November 22 2009, 12:11 PM GMTYes, at least we can understand what they're saying, none of that Ayupmeducktha'sgoowindoonet'pitaveyagorrabuttyforussnapthaknowseebagum....
yea well you can't tell what cockneys are saying either and scots...well forget it, I can't tell a word they say.
A good example is this.... my brother-in-law is scottish, he rang me. this is what happened
Brother-in-law
Hi how are yoo
Me
Fine
Brother-in-law
What are yoo doin'?
Me
watching a film
Brother-in-law
Is it Stallon?
Me
No it's Robert De Niro
Brother-in-law
No, is it Stallon?
Me
No! I've just said it's Robert De Niro
Brother-in-law
No, is... it... still... on?
Quote: Paul W @ November 22 2009, 11:50 AM GMTI don't hate Peter Kay as much as David but I really have gone off him in recent years.
I saw he's doing 4 live dates in manchester - makes me wonder, if this new material or the same shite he was doing 5 years ago? If so I will have lost all my respect for him and it will prove my point he's milking a one trick pony career to death.
Hate him? Oh it's more than hate. I despise the fat b**t*rd.
He even took credit for that Amarillo song it was Tony Christie feat Peter Kay and all he did was a f**king stupid walk in a crappy video. Takes all the credit and expects people to lick his fat arse for nothing. He needs a Dalek setting on him.
Pity they don't have an award for c**t of the year, give it to him and change the spelling to K**t with a capital K!