Found out I'm going to be an Uncle today. It's hush hush though, so don't tell anybody!
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Quote: Leevil @ November 20 2009, 10:46 PM GMTFound out I'm going to be an Uncle today. It's hush hush though, so don't tell anybody!
Who's going to be your aunt?>_<
Awwww... congrats... that takes me back. I still remember the day I found out I was going to be an estranged father. 
Marc, does that need editing or are you putting words in my quote? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 20 2009, 10:48 PM GMTAwwww... congrats... that takes me back. I still remember the day I found out I was going to be an estranged father.
Cheers!
*tries to think of a 'monkey's uncle' based pun*
*holds breath*
*leaves massive silence*
Quote: zooo @ November 20 2009, 10:52 PM GMT*tries to think of a 'monkey's uncle' based pun*
Pity it's an uncle and not a father. Then you could do the "chimp off the old block" one...
Quote: zooo @ November 20 2009, 10:54 PM GMT*leaves massive silence*
Anyway...
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 20 2009, 10:54 PM GMTPity it's an uncle and not a father. Then you could do the "chimp off the old block" one...
My brother is a monkey too, so it still works. Just not towards me 
Quote: zooo @ November 20 2009, 10:54 PM GMT*leaves massive silence*
Well this makes a pleasant change, I must say. 
Again: Oiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Quote: zooo @ November 20 2009, 11:18 PM GMTAgain: Oiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Tee-hee!! 
*drops trousers to be spanked on bare botty* 
Jeez, I'm gone for the day and look at what happens!!!
Andie! Just in time.
Can you spank Tim for me?
I think you might have a more experienced hand disciplining naughty adolescents.
Quote: zooo @ November 20 2009, 11:30 PM GMTAndie! Just in time.
Can you spank Tim for me?
I think you might have a more experienced hand disciplining naughty adolescents.
Yes I do. Also dated a guy who liked to be spanked. That was a memorable relationship.
Congrats Lee! Now you need to work on your "cool Uncle" persona.