SFX: BUZZER SOUND
VOICE:
Cashier number three please.
WOMAN:
Good morning. How can I help you today?
MAN:
Hi, I've just recently died and wanted to contact someone in the world of the living.
WOMAN:
Certainly, I just need to take a few details and then we can get started.
MAN:
Ok.
WOMAN:
Name?
MAN:
Michael.
WOMAN:
Michael.
MAN:
or a Malcolm, or maybe a Matthew...Something beginning with M.
WOMAN:
Ok
MAN;
Or an N....or an L or an F, definitely a man's name.
WOMAN:
And who do you wish to contact?
MAN:
My Granddaughter.
WOMAN:
That's nice.
MAN:
Well I say Granddaughter, Could also be someone that felt like a Granddaughter, someone very close.
WOMAN:
Ok and what is your message? Would you like to tell her about the afterlife, the infinite peace, the light of joy that now powers your very soul? The sensation of at once knowing all that has been done and all that will be done?
MAN:
To be honest I was thinking more along the lines of some stuff about some old photos or how I never liked that picture of a dog in the hallway. Might not be a picture though, could be a dog, but not in a hallway. Might feel like a hallway though.
WOMAN:
Ok I'm just entering all your information now and then we'll get a confirmation.
MAN:
Thanks
WOMAN:
Ah. It seems to have not gone through. It says that the energy is blocked on the side of the living.
MAN:
Oh. (beat) Some people are so narrow minded.
END.
Very good!
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