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Aww I'm A Celebrity is on again - I should put a DVD on . . .

"Well, I wasn't going to give any money to Children In Need this year, but now I've seen the cast of The One Show do a piss-poor 'kids from Fame' routine, I'm selling my house and all my possessions and giving them the proceeds."

Quote: Leevil @ November 20 2009, 9:04 PM GMT

I saw him featured on a TV show, some time ago. He now works in a Petrol Station / Garage or something? (I think) Although I could've been high. :/

I take that back... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Redden Dishwasher/Cook/Cafe owner.

Has anyone seen 'Sepaphim Falls' with Pierce Brosnan? Lovefilm are sending stuff off my list I don't want . . .

Quote: Leevil @ November 20 2009, 9:06 PM GMT

I take that back... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Redden Dishwasher/Cook/Cafe owner.

Ah yes I think I knew he was in Big Fish . . .

I love it when the newsreaders do their bit...they can't wait for the moment to really show the uk that they really do have little personalities, bursting to get out.

I imagine they all hate it, bullied into performing by evil auntie . . .

Quote: Scottidog @ November 20 2009, 9:09 PM GMT

I love it when the newsreaders do their bit...they can't wait for the moment to really show the uk that they really do have little personalities, bursting to get out.

Why do the British public (apparently) never seem to tire of newsreaders doing a "wacky" song and dance routine? So, it's not the type of thing you normally see newsreaders doing... If that's the criteria for high-quality entertainment (i.e. surprise value), then presumably the great British public would be equally entertained by seeing a group of Category A sex offenders doing acrobatics and spinning plates.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 20 2009, 9:13 PM GMT

presumably the great British public would be equally entertained by seeing a group of Category A sex offenders doing acrobatics and spinning plates.

That's if they could get them all out of the shower.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 20 2009, 9:13 PM GMT

Why do the British public (apparently) never seem to tire of newsreaders doing a "wacky" song and dance routine? So, it's not the type of thing you normally see newsreaders doing... If that's the criteria for high-quality entertainment (i.e. surprise value), then presumably the great British public would be equally entertained by seeing a group of Category A sex offenders doing acrobatics and spinning plates.

:D

Gary Glitter on a pogo stick, and Josef Fritzl doing a tap dance.

Followed by the grand finale of their public hanging . . .

Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 20 2009, 9:19 PM GMT

Followed by the grand finale of their public hanging . . .

No, a child is sacrificed and Wogan doesn't realise.

It is of course true that they could raise an equal amount of money in a far shorter amount of time by simply having Terry threaten to turn off the ventilator of a critically ill newborn baby. (Save on production overheads as well.)

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 20 2009, 9:25 PM GMT

It is of course true that they could raise an equal amount of money in a far shorter amount of time by simply having Terry threaten to turn off the ventilator of a critically ill newborn baby. (Save on production overheads as well.)

:D

Wow it's like Saw, only for a good cause . . .

So it's like Saw.

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