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Sonic The Frogger.

Run out into the road, see who can create the biggest splat!

Quote: David Bussell @ November 19 2009, 2:37 PM GMT

Resident Leevil
Guts and gore as the resident BCGer turns up at your house mistaking you for a sandwich.

RE4 is my favourite game. But I always though it needed more sandwich action. And I don't mean between Ashley and Ada, oh no, wait. I do! :D

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 19 2009, 2:54 PM GMT

'Tony Hawk's Extreme Skateboarding Round Ireland With A Fridge'

:D

Paperbuoy
Guide it around the bay and back to safety before it gets too soggy and sinks

Xena: Warrior Princess 2: Megablast
Guide the buxom terror through the world's greatest shoot'em-up

Streetfighter 2: Turbot
Give yourself finger cramps trying the special moves as the fish fight each other before suffocating.

Toki Race Driver
The gorilla joins one of the teams in the World Touring Cars.
(This one probably requires an encyclopaedic knowledge of games)

Dan

'LittleBigFella'

Use your Wii-mote to feed yourself tiny portions of food.

Wee Sports.

Urolagnia simulation.

Quote: Leevil @ November 19 2009, 3:11 PM GMT

'LittleBigFella'

Use your Wii-mote to feed yourself tiny portions of food.

Laughing out loud

Ditzy
Help your stupid little egg find where he left stuff, turn the oven off before the house burns down, run back home and close the front door.

Noah's Arkanoid
Help Noah bounce two of each animal into the door of the ark using his massive bat.

Dan

Hotel Tycoon (Turkish version) - be the first to build a hotel that can withstand the sound of a car backfiring from 6 city blocks away.

Sims: OAP - play a resident at an OAP home in the following modes: Normal, Advanced, and Tuesday is Chicken Soup Day.

Blow Football Manager - Manage the fortunes of a blow football player; red straw or green straw? You decide.

Former Football Manager

Gottle of Gear Solid.
Ventriloquist spy and crap puppet vs terrorists.

TAG
Sootyj's version of Grand Theft Auto.

Poke a mon
Controversial Japanese game about annoying Rasta.

Flight Sim: 9/11

Tsunami Surf's Up

Guitar Hero: Groupie

Plastic woman must be bought seperately.

Thierry Henry Basketball

Gordon Brown's Modern Warfare

Fight off the Taliban with a spork before Gordo spells your name wrong.

Professor Layton and the Furious Village
Professor Layton helps track dwon where Garry Glitter lives, guest stars Jack Massey.

Boon
Like Boon but featuring hordes of Micheal Elphik Zombies.

Blokamon
Like Pokemon but involving training your own cocky geezer to get pissed and give the wife a slap.

Leisure Suit Barry

Starring Shaun Williamson.

Need For Reed

Use you Wii-mote to try and out-drink the legendary actor under the table.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 19 2009, 5:48 PM GMT

Gordon Brown's Modern Warfare

Fight off the Taliban with a spork before Gordo spells your name wrong.

This made me laugh, very funny. I think it's the word "spork" that makes this genius.

Bing Commander
Chandler and Crosby fight in an interstellar war.

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