I have a loose vagina. From all of the abuse by my father. And uncles. And dogs.
Zumba Fitness DVD
Please go f**k yourself, spammer. 
The board should have a hive mentality feature that temporarily suspends/bans posters if more than X members with X posts flag a post by a new member as spam.
Ooh, good idea.
A friend of mine bought a set of these. Each DVD plays for approximately 30 seconds - the rest is blank. He asked for a refund - no answer.
Quote: nicole smith @ November 19 2009, 3:36 AM GMTI have many Last of the Summer Wine porn DVDs I love & been doing for about 2 years now, but I still need a breakdown. Cleggy incorporates cute, aerobic movements to increase heart rate, but not something you'd want to be caught dead on the dance floor. Nora Battys start a new movement does it only 2-3x in normal speed, no slowing down or break-down, then moves on the next, to build a routine.
They say you can rewind if you can't get it. I'd be very frustrated by having to keep stopping, grab the remote & rewind to right spot over & over & in slow-mo.... What's wrong with teaching it 1/2 times several times? Once you have mastered the steps, you can just do it normal while they pull down Nora's surgical stockings.
I like DVDs more where you stick to it more then 1-2x to really get a feel for it before turning it into a whole routine. The music had a nice beat, but it was about one step from elevator music. She does have a nice, upbeat, friendly personality & talks about Yorkshire tea shops which is nice.
The entire workout is ONLY 28 minutes long INCLUDING 3 in a bath tub going down hill action.
The bonus workout wDawn French is 2 min of warm up with basic 80s/90s aerobics fast-paced arm & high kick leg movements, then 3 min of a $*#!load of squats, then 1.5 min of basic pies, then 1 min of standing toning abs/leg pose, then on the floor for 1 min for basic ab crunches w/legs in air, then 3 stretches for legs & spine. She does it in your basic all you can eat Chinese buffer, no dance or flair.
The late Edward Woodward also has a "performance" after the cool down of her & the 3 girls & 2 guys dancing in a way the BBC wouldn't approve of.
Barry off the Cillet Bang adverts had made previous simple stage, very complex dance steps videos which she breaks down into 8-person nudey conga teaches in 1/2 time at first & assumed this would be broken down as well.
Quote: DaButt @ November 19 2009, 3:41 AM GMTThe board should have a hive mentality feature that temporarily suspends/bans posters if more than X members with X posts flag a post by a new member as spam.
I'll probably do something like that for the relaunch. The present 'report' system was very much an afterthought, so it doesn't do much.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 19 2009, 3:38 AM GMTPlease go f**k yourself, spammer.
Is this technically 'spamming' though? I thought that was when you advertising something.
Quote: Morrace @ November 19 2009, 3:57 AM GMTA friend of mine bought a set of these. Each DVD plays for approximately 30 seconds - the rest is blank. He asked for a refund - no answer.
One should note, first posts of all this lady spammer's have now been edited by Aaron.
Quote: zooo @ November 19 2009, 1:24 PM GMTOne should note, first posts of all this lady spammer's have now been edited by Aaron.
I just worked that out >_< >_< >_< >_<
I feel such an arse. I AM an arse 
I'm sure you have a lovely arse.
Well, now that you mention it... *walks around the room wiggling lovely arse*
Quote: nicole smith @ November 19 2009, 3:36 AM GMTI have a loose vagina. From all of the abuse by my father. And uncles. And dogs.
As I said, there's always an upside to these people...