Ok, this is just a bit of fun, I am in a hotel in Paris typing this on my Blackberry so apologies for formatting. Oh, and I've had a couple glasses of vin rouge so ...
Exterior: football pitch
Close up of french captain ready to kick off. He has a scarf non-chalantly slung across his neck.
Whistle blows.
He struts forward a few paces, swinging his hips whilst tapping the ball forward with disdain.
He turns round and struts backtowards the spot, hands on hips.
He is tackled hard by opposition.
The crowd erupts.
Pull back to reveal run-way with Jean-Paul Gaultier, Louis Vuitton and Sarkozy fanning themselves furiously on the sidelines.
(Not really sure why, but I'm laughing. 
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